Oh. Em, Gee!!!

[roxy]

*flounces on-line*

OMG, ya'll didn't even notice I was gone!! *cries, applies eyeliner* I've been gone for like, *DAYS* and no one noticed!!! *cries some more, wipes away rivers of eyeliner* I'm heartsick, I tell ya, hurt to the very core!!! *sobs, smears eyeliner around, wipes snot away* I'm taking all of ya'll out of my will, and when I hit the lottery--shoo--I don't even know you. *holds head up though heart is breaking--looks bravely into the sunset while the sun glints off one perfect tear, and a lot of runny eyeliner*

Anyhoo, I'll be back Sunday night, ready to read porn and catch up on what's been going on in your world. At the moment, I'm in lovely Virginia visiting my bro and his fam. We dragged the chillun with us,and it's a family holiday thing, with tons of food and me secretly reading J2 porn poolside. Damn, it's a good lief. (i mean life--life!!) ;)

See you soon! And if they're something I should be reading, drop me a link, yahear?

Comments

[tuckercat2.livejournal.com]

OMG! I am so glad you are BACK!!!!! I was just tryin' to be brave and not pressure you. Ya' know be the good person and let you go and have fun... See I knew it wouldn't be understood... I am just a sad misunderstood person. *standin' bravely against unjust critism and tryin' not to cry*

LOL!

Have a good time! Rec the good ones, 'kay?

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

hey, wave at maryland as you drive north, 'k? i'll wave back atcha.

i'm fixin' to read a glee story (kurt/finn), but i doubt that'd be your kinda thing. if cory monteith is in it, it's my kind of thing, though. i'm so smitten.

have a safe trip home. :)

[jesseofthenorth.livejournal.com]

Now baby, don't cry! I missed you but couldn't find you. And didn't want to fill up your inbox with whiny bullshit! I would rather come here and post whiny bullshit directly in your comments :D

[silsbee329.livejournal.com]

Only YOU would *flounce* ON-line. I LOVE YOU, ROXY.
Enjoy your pr0n. And the fam, of course. ;p

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

You know I always miss you! *wipes your tears, hugs you and pats your back and tries to sneak in a grope or two*

Nice that you're having a lil family vaca. :) Hope y'all are having fun. :D

*smooches*

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

I do wonder if a few days go by and you've not made a peep if everything is hunky dory, but. . . you know how that goes. :/ So I care; I'm just shy.

I've got some X-Men: First Class fic up, if you're interested. Otherwise, uh, all quiet and boring over here! *waves from corner*

Hope your weekend is just as much fun as it sounds! Tell Mr R Happy Pop's Day from all us whack jobs in lj-land.

[(Anonymous)]

I just figured you were busy with, y'know, life and stuff. Cuddling with Mr. Roxy and writing, and like that.

--Jessica

[tabaqui]

Awwwwwww!!
And i here i just thought you and Morgan *cough* Mr. Roxy where having an extended 'playdate'.

*twirls you*

Enjoy, bb!

[droolfangrrl.livejournal.com]

"Last Night on Late Night: Hyperactive Tom Arnold Outs Michael Rosenbaum"

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/06/last_night_on_late_night_hyper.html