Oh. Em, Gee!!!

[roxy]

*flounces on-line*

OMG, ya'll didn't even notice I was gone!! *cries, applies eyeliner* I've been gone for like, *DAYS* and no one noticed!!! *cries some more, wipes away rivers of eyeliner* I'm heartsick, I tell ya, hurt to the very core!!! *sobs, smears eyeliner around, wipes snot away* I'm taking all of ya'll out of my will, and when I hit the lottery--shoo--I don't even know you. *holds head up though heart is breaking--looks bravely into the sunset while the sun glints off one perfect tear, and a lot of runny eyeliner*

Anyhoo, I'll be back Sunday night, ready to read porn and catch up on what's been going on in your world. At the moment, I'm in lovely Virginia visiting my bro and his fam. We dragged the chillun with us,and it's a family holiday thing, with tons of food and me secretly reading J2 porn poolside. Damn, it's a good lief. (i mean life--life!!) ;)

See you soon! And if they're something I should be reading, drop me a link, yahear?

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[droolfangrrl.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but not to be a killjoy, but someone did something like that to me, they would regret it. Had this one friend, she was trying to sort things out. I remember telling her, if any guy ever pinched me on the hind end, I'd clobber him. She decided 'cause she thought she might like girls, that pinching me on the ass was a good idea. And then she was surprised when I smacked her one.