you know...

[roxy]

when I finally snap and kill these people for not rinsing out their bottles and putting them in the recycling, which by the fucking way is *right under the kitchen sink* the whole neighborhood is going to say, "oh, she was so quiet...we knew it was only going to be a matter of time before that bitch flipped her wig and whacked somebody..."

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[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

Did you hear about that crazy lady in New Jersey?

No, what happened?

Well, I always knew something was up with that woman, you know, even before this, but evidently they found her sitting on the front lawn with her laptop while the house burned down.

Jesus! Do they know why?

Not for sure, but the neighbors say she was typing something over and over.

What?

It rinses out the bottles or it gets motherfucking arsoned.

Oh, honey, I feel your pain! Maybe do some grumbling under your breath, or, if you're brave and it really is a sticking point, go ahead and kindly rip some ass over proper recycling procedure?

*pat pat*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

omng, you fucking had me laughing out loud!!!

Maybe I'll just make them read this entry!

*HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGS* You! Thank you! ♥

[rockstarpeach.livejournal.com]

They'll say "oh, she was so quiet", will they?

Only if they've never actually met you :P

Although not rinsing bottles is a perfectly legit reason for whacking someone. That shit sits in the bin for upwards of two weeks sometimes and it attracts bugs. I got your back, baby.

[jesseofthenorth.livejournal.com]

I don't think "quiet" is exactly right but baby i feel your pain. How can you rinse a thing out and not move it the extra 18" required to actually deal with it? Sounds like the dishwasher at my house. It's all an ass-kicking offense!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU!!!!

So, I can count on you for an alibi, then?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Sounds like the dishwasher at my house. It's all an ass-kicking offense!

THEY DO THAT TOO!!!!

Why, why oh Lord???

I can't imagine why everyone is stalling on the "quiet" bit. *be all puzzled*

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

Quiet, huh? K, I'll let you try to sell that. *g*

We don't have to recycle here but it's enough of a fight just to get dirty dishes taken to the kitchen. I'd hate to think what I'd have to fight with over recycling. :P

[jesseofthenorth.livejournal.com]

See I think the trick for dealing with this recalcitrant behaviour is to use a stick. With a nail in the end.

[lexalicious70.livejournal.com]

DITTO. Only for me, it's the people who don't replace the empty toilet paper roll . . .

[lexalicious70.livejournal.com]

Jesse, YOUR ICON. XD That's awesome.

[jesseofthenorth.livejournal.com]

INO!
It is made by the amazingly talented jackshoegazer and can be found, along with hundreds of others, at iconomicon

[tabaqui]

BWAAAAAAAAAA.
OMFG. I am so with you. I shall be in the cell next to you, and my rap sheet will say 'killed entire family for not turning off the kitchen light and using fifteen glasses a day'.

*high five*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeee!!!!

I'm so happy to know I'm not the only one who gets pissed about stuff like this!! These guys think I'm some kind of OCD case but really, girl, how is it so hard to yeah, turn off a light, or put a dirty dish in the friggin' *empty* dishwasher????

We'll rule the yard, you and me...and I promise not to trade you for smokes...*GGG*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Haaaaaaaa!!!!!

best icon EVER!!!!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Man, there are days I just want to leave it--in fact I do sometimes but I always cave. :(


I am like a church mouse, reeeeeeeaally!

[jesseofthenorth.livejournal.com]

yup :D
Jack's a genius!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Doesn't it make you want to carry your own private roll around with you! *GGG*

[jesseofthenorth.livejournal.com]

Can i come too? If I trip over one more knee high pile of shoes in front of the door I am going to annihilate the lot of them!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

WE WILL RULE THE PRISON!!!!!

Now come up with snappy names--you know we have to have cool, fear-inspiring names.

[silsbee329.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahaa!
;D

[tabaqui]

You know it, Ms. Thang. You and me, all the way.

*and holy god, inorite? you walk from the living room to the bedroom *through* the kitchen. take your dirty dishes with you!! omg!!*

[tabaqui]

HA! Omg. Or have to wade through heaps of laundry to get across the room!
*flails*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Grandad knows what I mean!!!!

*GGG*

[jesseofthenorth.livejournal.com]

We will be the most bad-assed bitches in the joint! Everyone who every sassed their momma or spilled something without cleaning it up will quake in fear at our passing!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*FALLS DOWN LAUGHING*

Hell, yeah, they'll fear us!
"Bitch, don't make me get that wooden spoon!"
"You wanna time-out, hanh? HANH? Push me, see what you get. I *thought* so."

[tabaqui]

Hell yeah!! You *will* fold your t-shirts, and you *will* wipe the sink down or so help me....!

:)

[tabaqui]

YES YES YES

I will *turn this cell around*, if i get any more attitude, missy.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I will *turn this cell around*, if i get any more attitude, missy.

HAAAAAAAAAHAHAA!!!!