you know...

[roxy]

when I finally snap and kill these people for not rinsing out their bottles and putting them in the recycling, which by the fucking way is *right under the kitchen sink* the whole neighborhood is going to say, "oh, she was so quiet...we knew it was only going to be a matter of time before that bitch flipped her wig and whacked somebody..."

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[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

Did you hear about that crazy lady in New Jersey?

No, what happened?

Well, I always knew something was up with that woman, you know, even before this, but evidently they found her sitting on the front lawn with her laptop while the house burned down.

Jesus! Do they know why?

Not for sure, but the neighbors say she was typing something over and over.

What?

It rinses out the bottles or it gets motherfucking arsoned.

Oh, honey, I feel your pain! Maybe do some grumbling under your breath, or, if you're brave and it really is a sticking point, go ahead and kindly rip some ass over proper recycling procedure?

*pat pat*

[rockstarpeach.livejournal.com]

They'll say "oh, she was so quiet", will they?

Only if they've never actually met you :P

Although not rinsing bottles is a perfectly legit reason for whacking someone. That shit sits in the bin for upwards of two weeks sometimes and it attracts bugs. I got your back, baby.

[jesseofthenorth.livejournal.com]

I don't think "quiet" is exactly right but baby i feel your pain. How can you rinse a thing out and not move it the extra 18" required to actually deal with it? Sounds like the dishwasher at my house. It's all an ass-kicking offense!

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

Quiet, huh? K, I'll let you try to sell that. *g*

We don't have to recycle here but it's enough of a fight just to get dirty dishes taken to the kitchen. I'd hate to think what I'd have to fight with over recycling. :P

[lexalicious70.livejournal.com]

DITTO. Only for me, it's the people who don't replace the empty toilet paper roll . . .

[tabaqui]

BWAAAAAAAAAA.
OMFG. I am so with you. I shall be in the cell next to you, and my rap sheet will say 'killed entire family for not turning off the kitchen light and using fifteen glasses a day'.

*high five*

[silsbee329.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahaa!
;D