Hi Friends!

[roxy]

My grumpiness grows, my friends. My 58 years are wearing heavy on me, and I have the patience of a larch. The next time I read about Jared's taught abdomen, I'm going to have to have proof of that--I demand to know just what the fuck his gut learned.

My friends, let me tell you about my S/D OTP minibang and the ending that I had hammered out and was cleaning up and then--poof! sent into limbo. "Omg, you tired bitch, again?" you're probably saying and yes, it's a habit of mine. The first hundred times, I broke into tears whenever I did that, now, I'm all, "Hunh. Looks like it's coffee time," and wander out to the kitchen...and through the back door and into the yard, where I throw my head back and scream,"WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY????" at the sky. "Why Lord, why? All I wanted was for Sam to insert his penis into Dean and have the act immortalized in my deathless prose--was that too much to ask?" Right? I mean, what, was Sam supposed to bottom? You know I'm not about that, top, bottom, I could give a shit, as long as somebody's getting some, someway somehow, and it's hot.

Crap, lost my point somewhere around Dean's ass. Anyway, that happened.

BG got her lip pierced, or lip area I guess. Sort of lip adjacent. It suits her, makes her look very exotic. Folks will be asking for her birth certificate no doubt, wanting to know if she's riiiiiiiiiilly an American born baby. But talk of birth certificates and the new American values, It's A-Okay and Right As Rain To Be Racist is just another thing that's making me really fucking grumpy....

Comments

[droolfangrrl.livejournal.com]

Awwww. *hugs*

Sorry that your computer ate the deathless prose. I confess your telling of your trauma gave me a laugh.

I confess that I want to give that camera gal a pellet gun that fires peanuts.

[lexophilia.livejournal.com]

I love you. This post made me smile. I think your machines eat your fic 'cause the shit is fucking yummy.

[jesseofthenorth.livejournal.com]

See i personally a big fan of Grumpy Bitch Day. In fact nearly any day can be Grumpy Bitch Day at my house with just the littlest bit of motivation (usually from some insufferable moron I would like to bitch-slap, and there are many MANY of them in any given area I inhabit)

My computer does shit like that to me all the time. I am considering curing it with a hammer.

Also got a love a girl with the balls to get shit peirced :DD

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

Is it bad that posts like this from you make me giggle and want to cuddle you at the same time? You can just take the most frustrating things and make them fun to read about.

*lots of hugs* ♥

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

Sorry, so sorry, eh, kickass, and I can't believe it, right? And you just grump it right the fuck up, okay? You've more than earned that right. I mean, it's your duty to be pissed off at the vast majority of people, objects, ideas, beans, hula hoops--you name it. You owe us your scorn, Snuggles! Now, I really want to see some hustle out there! Give us your A game!

*careful hugs*

*presents big mug of coffee just the way you like it*

[peepingdru.livejournal.com]

ohhhhhh lordy...I LOVE the way u deal..xoxooxoxoxo

[day221b.livejournal.com]

The next time I read about Jared's taught abdomen, I'm going to have to have proof of that--I demand to know just what the fuck his gut learned.

-and-

ll I wanted was for Sam to insert his penis into Dean and have the act immortalized in my deathless prose--was that too much to ask?


Roxy, you just about killed me! ROTFLMAO!


ETA: And have you tried Google Docs? Perhaps if you saved your files there and backed them up on your computer, your evil, maniacal, hungry-for-slash computer wouldn't have such a gleeful time tormenting you with partially and wholly eaten fic.

[bluemeridian]

I could have chewed someone's arm off in sheer bitchiness on Monday and I didn't even have near as good a reason.

I do want coffee now though.

[firesign10.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA I am SO with you on stuff like "taught stomach"!!! AAAHHH!!!

Mmmm, Sam, Dean, penis insertion, deathless prose. All works for me, babe. Dean's ass would totally make me lose MY point...in SUCH a good way... *sigh*

(Completely as an aside, have you had a chance to peek at my NCIS/SPN crossover, being All Porn and Nothing But the Porn? Sam and Dean are featured onstage... maybe it will help with the grumpies!)

Anyway, I wish you smooth writing and a happy day, and I send you *hugs* with which to fend the grumps off :-)

*HUGS*

[ctbn60.livejournal.com]

*HUGS*

[tabaqui]

Oh, bb. I mourn your deathless prose. I do.

C'mon over here, we have chocolate and ice cream and liquor.
*pats couch cushions*

:)

[munibunny.livejournal.com]

*hands you some coffee*

Deep breaths, honey. And then get back to inserting Sam's penis into Dean because that shit is NECESSARY.