Hi Friends!

[roxy]

My grumpiness grows, my friends. My 58 years are wearing heavy on me, and I have the patience of a larch. The next time I read about Jared's taught abdomen, I'm going to have to have proof of that--I demand to know just what the fuck his gut learned.

My friends, let me tell you about my S/D OTP minibang and the ending that I had hammered out and was cleaning up and then--poof! sent into limbo. "Omg, you tired bitch, again?" you're probably saying and yes, it's a habit of mine. The first hundred times, I broke into tears whenever I did that, now, I'm all, "Hunh. Looks like it's coffee time," and wander out to the kitchen...and through the back door and into the yard, where I throw my head back and scream,"WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY????" at the sky. "Why Lord, why? All I wanted was for Sam to insert his penis into Dean and have the act immortalized in my deathless prose--was that too much to ask?" Right? I mean, what, was Sam supposed to bottom? You know I'm not about that, top, bottom, I could give a shit, as long as somebody's getting some, someway somehow, and it's hot.

Crap, lost my point somewhere around Dean's ass. Anyway, that happened.

BG got her lip pierced, or lip area I guess. Sort of lip adjacent. It suits her, makes her look very exotic. Folks will be asking for her birth certificate no doubt, wanting to know if she's riiiiiiiiiilly an American born baby. But talk of birth certificates and the new American values, It's A-Okay and Right As Rain To Be Racist is just another thing that's making me really fucking grumpy....

Comments

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Coffee is the vanquisher of all evil, true facts!

Plus, when you want to cuss someone out and can't, you just put the cup to your mouth like you're taking a sip and look over the rim and let *aaaaall* the evil in you out in your eyes. It's surprisingly effective. Or, could be I just look crazy.... :)

[bluemeridian]

*snort* I've always just thought wistfully of what I wish was in with the coffee. The evil look could be very useful, though, I'll have to give it a try! (On more than just my husband. *ahem*)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!

Oh yeah...stuff *in* the coffee...that would work too. *GGG*