Hi Friends!

[roxy]

My grumpiness grows, my friends. My 58 years are wearing heavy on me, and I have the patience of a larch. The next time I read about Jared's taught abdomen, I'm going to have to have proof of that--I demand to know just what the fuck his gut learned.

My friends, let me tell you about my S/D OTP minibang and the ending that I had hammered out and was cleaning up and then--poof! sent into limbo. "Omg, you tired bitch, again?" you're probably saying and yes, it's a habit of mine. The first hundred times, I broke into tears whenever I did that, now, I'm all, "Hunh. Looks like it's coffee time," and wander out to the kitchen...and through the back door and into the yard, where I throw my head back and scream,"WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY????" at the sky. "Why Lord, why? All I wanted was for Sam to insert his penis into Dean and have the act immortalized in my deathless prose--was that too much to ask?" Right? I mean, what, was Sam supposed to bottom? You know I'm not about that, top, bottom, I could give a shit, as long as somebody's getting some, someway somehow, and it's hot.

Crap, lost my point somewhere around Dean's ass. Anyway, that happened.

BG got her lip pierced, or lip area I guess. Sort of lip adjacent. It suits her, makes her look very exotic. Folks will be asking for her birth certificate no doubt, wanting to know if she's riiiiiiiiiilly an American born baby. But talk of birth certificates and the new American values, It's A-Okay and Right As Rain To Be Racist is just another thing that's making me really fucking grumpy....

Comments

[droolfangrrl.livejournal.com]

Awwww. *hugs*

Sorry that your computer ate the deathless prose. I confess your telling of your trauma gave me a laugh.

I confess that I want to give that camera gal a pellet gun that fires peanuts.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

OMG, I wold have shoved that camera up his ASS!!! Along with a bag of peanuts.

And my trauma is mainly good for laughing at--at least someone enjoys it, hah!

[lexophilia.livejournal.com]

I love you. This post made me smile. I think your machines eat your fic 'cause the shit is fucking yummy.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I think my machines eat my stuff because they'[r evol and think it's funny!!

*HUGGLES* But see, my prose-eating monster was useful, it made you smile! :)

[jesseofthenorth.livejournal.com]

See i personally a big fan of Grumpy Bitch Day. In fact nearly any day can be Grumpy Bitch Day at my house with just the littlest bit of motivation (usually from some insufferable moron I would like to bitch-slap, and there are many MANY of them in any given area I inhabit)

My computer does shit like that to me all the time. I am considering curing it with a hammer.

Also got a love a girl with the balls to get shit peirced :DD

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

My computer does shit like that to me all the time. I am considering curing it with a hammer.

omg, how much do I love that? *GGG*

got a love a girl with the balls to get shit peirced

Heeee! Right? This from the kid I had to almost hand carry into the mall to get her little ears pierced and then after had to buy her ice-cream to set her world back in order! She's a G now, lol!

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

Is it bad that posts like this from you make me giggle and want to cuddle you at the same time? You can just take the most frustrating things and make them fun to read about.

*lots of hugs* ♥

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

See, that makes my pain all worth it! *laughs*

I'm very giggacuddabel.

*SHNUGGLES*!!! ♥

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

Sorry, so sorry, eh, kickass, and I can't believe it, right? And you just grump it right the fuck up, okay? You've more than earned that right. I mean, it's your duty to be pissed off at the vast majority of people, objects, ideas, beans, hula hoops--you name it. You owe us your scorn, Snuggles! Now, I really want to see some hustle out there! Give us your A game!

*careful hugs*

*presents big mug of coffee just the way you like it*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*falls down laughing*

Thanks Coach! I is full of inspiration now! *runs in place*

Here, I go, throwing Sam right into Dean...oh, ick. Note to self. Some things are just so very wrong....

Oh well. *gulps coffee, contemplates the highs and lows of life and the necessity of foreplay*

[peepingdru.livejournal.com]

ohhhhhh lordy...I LOVE the way u deal..xoxooxoxoxo

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ooooooooo...my life would be so much better if Dean stood at my desk side to wipe the perspiration of writing so hard away...and then maybe wipe my tears of sorrow away when I loose it, *and* then maybe toss my salad on the gravity lounge in the backyard, under a lovely night sky make chocolate chip cookies with me.

[day221b.livejournal.com]

The next time I read about Jared's taught abdomen, I'm going to have to have proof of that--I demand to know just what the fuck his gut learned.

-and-

ll I wanted was for Sam to insert his penis into Dean and have the act immortalized in my deathless prose--was that too much to ask?


Roxy, you just about killed me! ROTFLMAO!


ETA: And have you tried Google Docs? Perhaps if you saved your files there and backed them up on your computer, your evil, maniacal, hungry-for-slash computer wouldn't have such a gleeful time tormenting you with partially and wholly eaten fic.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I will. I should, it makes sense. I'm really much better at saving stuff, lately. This horrible accident is entirely my fault, a stupid mistake born of lazy. Still, the Google docs interest me...I hate to deprive the world of more penis insertion after all. ;)

[bluemeridian]

I could have chewed someone's arm off in sheer bitchiness on Monday and I didn't even have near as good a reason.

I do want coffee now though.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Coffee is the vanquisher of all evil, true facts!

Plus, when you want to cuss someone out and can't, you just put the cup to your mouth like you're taking a sip and look over the rim and let *aaaaall* the evil in you out in your eyes. It's surprisingly effective. Or, could be I just look crazy.... :)

[bluemeridian]

*snort* I've always just thought wistfully of what I wish was in with the coffee. The evil look could be very useful, though, I'll have to give it a try! (On more than just my husband. *ahem*)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!

Oh yeah...stuff *in* the coffee...that would work too. *GGG*

[firesign10.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA I am SO with you on stuff like "taught stomach"!!! AAAHHH!!!

Mmmm, Sam, Dean, penis insertion, deathless prose. All works for me, babe. Dean's ass would totally make me lose MY point...in SUCH a good way... *sigh*

(Completely as an aside, have you had a chance to peek at my NCIS/SPN crossover, being All Porn and Nothing But the Porn? Sam and Dean are featured onstage... maybe it will help with the grumpies!)

Anyway, I wish you smooth writing and a happy day, and I send you *hugs* with which to fend the grumps off :-)

*HUGS*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*GGGG*
Today, I is less grumpy, by a bit. ;)

Completely as an aside, have you had a chance to peek at my NCIS/SPN crossover, being All Porn and Nothing But the Porn?

Dang, girl--thanks for reminding me! I've been meaning to read it since you talked about it! I'm curious about the x-over, it seems like a good fit!

[ctbn60.livejournal.com]

*HUGS*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*shnuggles*

♥

[tabaqui]

Oh, bb. I mourn your deathless prose. I do.

C'mon over here, we have chocolate and ice cream and liquor.
*pats couch cushions*

:)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

We will mourn it, mourn it hard!!! with chocolate, lots of chocolate! It's well know that it's good for the soul. :)

[munibunny.livejournal.com]

*hands you some coffee*

Deep breaths, honey. And then get back to inserting Sam's penis into Dean because that shit is NECESSARY.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!!!

Yes, heck, yes!! *swings coffeeAhhhhh, thank you!!

Back to penis wrangling, right this minute!

;) ♥