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[roxy]

The wedding was...mmm. Rare. My stars. I'm not going to speak ill of the wedded. Let me just say if it wouldn't have been impolite to laugh out loud, I'da been laughing my ass off. But I'm not rude. I'm bitchy as fuck, but I'm not rude. I kept that laughter to myself and went in the bathroom to pee myself chortling like polite people do.

Oh hush up, ya'll know you do the same.

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[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

All the old bitties gasped loudly, and neither the priest nor the groom had a clue what to do or where to put his hands. I got the feeling even then, and the couple in question is divorced now, that she wore the only pair of pants in that relationship, and the poor schmo getting hitched was probably hesitant to mess up the coif. Finally, it was the organist who got up, tottered over, took off her jacket, and then proceeded to smother the bridefire. I'm just glad my mother didn't attend with me because she would have cackled and applauded, and the death-glares were pretty intense already. No sense of humor, those folks!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I think me and your mom would get along pretty good! :)