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[roxy]

The wedding was...mmm. Rare. My stars. I'm not going to speak ill of the wedded. Let me just say if it wouldn't have been impolite to laugh out loud, I'da been laughing my ass off. But I'm not rude. I'm bitchy as fuck, but I'm not rude. I kept that laughter to myself and went in the bathroom to pee myself chortling like polite people do.

Oh hush up, ya'll know you do the same.

Comments

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

Look at you, being all lady-like! Better than I! I once had the misfortune of attending a wedding that involved the bride serenading the groom during the ceremony, followed by her coming too close to an open flame with an overly-hairsprayed 'do and thus (briefly) catching fire. I laughed my ass off, very impolitely, and was glared at by the parents. Oh, did I mention she was one of my brother's exes? *snicker snicker*

So glad you survived the process, Snuggles! You're turning into quite the social butterfly! ;)

[tabaqui]

Dude.
You can't post that and not give us DETAILS!!!!

I want details.

:)
*smooches you all up and down*

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

Glad you survived the wedding. :) And you behaved yourself too! You go girl! :D

*smothers you in hugs* ♥

[firesign10.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha!!!

Bridgeport is a good hour away from us :-\ And, um, not the greatest city around . . . maybe another time :-D

[tuckercat2.livejournal.com]

LOL! I sure do!

[anitac588.livejournal.com]

LMAO, oh Roxy -- this is such a delightful post. Thank you.

[jesseofthenorth.livejournal.com]

This entire exchange left me fairly elated to realize I am not the only human being on the planet who finds most weddings... weird.
Like I get why people get married and want to celebrate, but why do you need a cranky anti-social bitch like me there?!
Can't I just wish you luck on facebook and call it good? And if I have to come why can't I bring my computer and sit in a corner ignoring people. If I could do that I might actually like weddings :D

Edited repeatedly to counteract bad spelling and parenthood induced brain!fail (sorry)