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[roxy]

The wedding was...mmm. Rare. My stars. I'm not going to speak ill of the wedded. Let me just say if it wouldn't have been impolite to laugh out loud, I'da been laughing my ass off. But I'm not rude. I'm bitchy as fuck, but I'm not rude. I kept that laughter to myself and went in the bathroom to pee myself chortling like polite people do.

Oh hush up, ya'll know you do the same.

Comments

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Omg, it was like a smashup of Bridzilla and one of those reality shows featuring a rapper--any rapper. I was all um. Um. Um. My goodness. You should never attend a wedding looking like "after the reception, I gotta hit the corner and make that money..."

[tabaqui]

Heee!
Omg. Yeah, that's.... Wow.