roxy...

[roxy]

Queen of the Fitting Room.




"Your friend thinks you look good in that outfit? Your friend? Is not your friend."
"Go back in the fitting room and get those clothes, your mother doesn't work here."
"I don't make commission so I'll let you know, those pants look like they're trying to escape from your ass."
"Sweetie, no matter what your kids are telling you, that outfit makes you look sexy. Nothing wrong with looking sexy. Rock that as long as you can."
"That looks fabulous--now go out there, be brave and get it in a size smaller. Yes you can."
"You're my favorite customer today, look at you folding the clothes all perfect."

Working the fitting room--it's a living. :)

Sadly, I look *exactly* like that grumpy cat.

Comments

[peepingdru.livejournal.com]

Eons ago...back when I was tall and wore tight pants suits with wide flare pants.....and clogs...yeh BACK then I rememba working at an Indian clothes/musk place and having women want THIS KAFTAN a size smaller....aand then yell at me cos it didn't fit.....things aint changed much then::DDDDDDD/////lol

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the giggles! That cat is adorable :)

[tabaqui]

Heeee.
*smooch*

[bt-kady.livejournal.com]

SISTER!!! I did my tour of duty working retail in the clothing departments, and the worst part about it was cleaning up after people, when they leave fitting rooms trashed and knock clothes off racks then walk right by. I've gotten good at refolding shirts. I work in a library now, and though we still have messes to clean up, it's not as bad as retail.

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

Oh, my poor, grizzled Snuggles--beat down and tempered by the flames of ignorance and laziness to form: the perfect sassing machine! "She don't give a single, microscopic fuck what you think, and, no, those hangers are not free. PUT DOWN THE HANGERS! Yeah, go fuck yourself. Have a nice day--assholes."

*snuggles* I served my time in the food industry, the filthy, scabby, white trash younger sibling of retail. I learned two things: one, Don't Fucking Do That; and two, people are unbelievably, surprisingly resourcefully STUPID (and cruel). In short, food industry made me realize how much I hate folks. Good to know. I--guess?

Also, kitty! *pets kitty verrrrrrry carefully*

[dimeliora.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

[tasabian.livejournal.com]

I would welcome your advice in the change room - I always want to hide in the cubicle!

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

LOL Oh Roxy! You amuse me.

*pets Grumpy Cat*
*pets Grumpy Roxy* ♥

[withinthemoment.livejournal.com]

I am not ashamed to admit that i love you and this totally made me smile.

[(Anonymous)]

Thanks for that! It made my day! And I thought my job was hard! Sorry about the anon tag just not my computer so.