roxy...

[roxy]

Queen of the Fitting Room.




"Your friend thinks you look good in that outfit? Your friend? Is not your friend."
"Go back in the fitting room and get those clothes, your mother doesn't work here."
"I don't make commission so I'll let you know, those pants look like they're trying to escape from your ass."
"Sweetie, no matter what your kids are telling you, that outfit makes you look sexy. Nothing wrong with looking sexy. Rock that as long as you can."
"That looks fabulous--now go out there, be brave and get it in a size smaller. Yes you can."
"You're my favorite customer today, look at you folding the clothes all perfect."

Working the fitting room--it's a living. :)

Sadly, I look *exactly* like that grumpy cat.

Comments

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

SISTER!!
You feel my pain! how in the world can someone knock every item off a shelf and then walk past like "Wat?" WHEN YOU'RE STANDING RIGHT THERE???

*takes breath, gulps coffee* Coffee centers me. I drink lots. *GGG*

[bt-kady.livejournal.com]

I definitely feel your pain. I think the attitude people take about leaving messes behind for the employee to clean up is along the line of, "Well, that's what they're paid to do, right?" Too bad we can't hang signs up saying, "YOUR MOM DOESN'T WORK HERE. CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF!!!"

Honey, don't get me started. I can rant for hours!