In my spam today

[roxy]

ENLARGE YOUR MANHOOD 2-4 INCHES PERMANENTLY

Why can't they promise to make me taller? How hard could that be if they're gonna give me a dick? One I did not ask for, by the way. Also, could those strange foreign girls stop trying to make dates with me--especially that one who's gone from kind of clumsily flirtatious to shrilly demanding? Take a breath, bitch.

So, how was *your* day? I'm good--I have four days to finish my first draft, which looks like from here to be about 4000 more words to call it good. Ahahahaha! *so fucked omg*

Comments

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Well there *is* the "taking a whiz in the wilderness and *not* peeing on your shoes" whole thing that would make it worth it....

[tipsy-kitty.livejournal.com]

Oh, pshaw, I figured out how to pee in the woods years ago. It's all about ballast. Willy Schmilly :)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

okay, you made me laugh out loud and everyone just whipped around and stared at me. :D