In my spam today
4/26/13 07:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
roxyENLARGE YOUR MANHOOD 2-4 INCHES PERMANENTLY
Why can't they promise to make me taller? How hard could that be if they're gonna give me a dick? One I did not ask for, by the way. Also, could those strange foreign girls stop trying to make dates with me--especially that one who's gone from kind of clumsily flirtatious to shrilly demanding? Take a breath, bitch.
So, how was *your* day? I'm good--I have four days to finish my first draft, which looks like from here to be about 4000 more words to call it good. Ahahahaha! *so fucked omg*
Why can't they promise to make me taller? How hard could that be if they're gonna give me a dick? One I did not ask for, by the way. Also, could those strange foreign girls stop trying to make dates with me--especially that one who's gone from kind of clumsily flirtatious to shrilly demanding? Take a breath, bitch.
So, how was *your* day? I'm good--I have four days to finish my first draft, which looks like from here to be about 4000 more words to call it good. Ahahahaha! *so fucked omg*
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4/27/13 12:37 am (UTC)*scratches desperately at brain*
NOOOOOOOOO, ONCE THOUGHT, CAN NOT BE UNTHOUGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
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4/27/13 12:54 am (UTC):)
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4/27/13 01:33 am (UTC)Meeeeeeeeep....