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[roxy]

I just got these bifocals and they suck. How will they help me porn when everything slipslides around? Grrrrr.



NOT HAPPY!

Comments

[ladyjanelly.livejournal.com]

I'm putting of bifocals too, but I think it's time. I can see perfect without any glasses from like 5-12" from my face, and not well at all with glasses or without from like 12-20", and fine with my glasses from 12"+. It's annoying. And I can't figure out how bifocals will make that better? And anyway, the flexible spending account is empty already.

Hope you settle into yours. Let us know how it works out.

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

I guess in most things besides glasses-wearing and certainly with regard to pornage, slipping and sliding would be a plus. Alas, the gods of porn are capricious and easily amused by the troubles of mere mortals such as yourself. My deepest sympathies on this, a terrible porn-tragedy of great proportion!

:)

[cha.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA I was SO relieved when the doc said I didn't need 'em yet. I'm not looking forward to that part of getting older

[tifaching.livejournal.com]

I have tri-focals. I've had them so long it's time for new ones. I end up taking them off for close distances instead of tipping my head way back the way I'm supposed to to actually see through them.

It doesn't interfere with my porning and I can't see yours slowing you down any either. Good luck!

[tuckercat2.livejournal.com]

Have trifocals got seasick just walking around. So I really feel your pain. Does get better so hang in there,

[day221b.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO! You crack me up!


...and LJ definitely needs a "Like" button.

[firesign10.livejournal.com]

Mine took a week or so to get used to. Are you sure they're adjusted properly? Because that can make it worse. But then be sure to wear them all the time- switching around will just prolong your adjusting time.

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

Now, I'm just picturing poor T-Roxy with lil old granny glasses perched on her nose. And I so want to boop that nose!

[twinsarein.livejournal.com]

Yuck! Mr. Twins has just ordered his first pair of bifocals, too. His haven't arrived yet, but he said he was tired of doing the trombone while reading, and he was getting eyestrain from peeking under his glasses to see things correctly. I hope you get used to them quickly. I wouldn't want you going into porn withdrawal.

Meanwhile, in the hopes of making you laugh, and just in case you miss it on your Friends Page, check out my latest post here

[tipsy-kitty.livejournal.com]

Porn... when everything slipslides around!

Well, that should answer that question--it's all about punctuation!

(Though as I write this I'm peering over the tops of my nerdy-girl glasses, so my time is coming.)

[tabaqui]

Awwwwwwww!

I am three years into a pair of glasses that need replacing *so fucking bad*.

Gah. Hope you figure out the deal with these and yes - do make sure they're adjusted properly!

*pet pet pet*

Here, have a (mildly) porny icon.

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

When I had to get bifocals, I was already wearing contacts, so my doctor prescribed a distance lens for my right eye and a reading lens for my left eye (or vice versa, not sure). It worked really well for me.

[elsecarlass.livejournal.com]

LOL, best comment ever! There can be nothing worse than dodgy specs stopping you writing porn.