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[roxy]

I just got these bifocals and they suck. How will they help me porn when everything slipslides around? Grrrrr.



NOT HAPPY!

Comments

[ladyjanelly.livejournal.com]

I'm putting of bifocals too, but I think it's time. I can see perfect without any glasses from like 5-12" from my face, and not well at all with glasses or without from like 12-20", and fine with my glasses from 12"+. It's annoying. And I can't figure out how bifocals will make that better? And anyway, the flexible spending account is empty already.

Hope you settle into yours. Let us know how it works out.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I will! Though right now, I've got my old readers on because I got work to do! ;)

[ladyjanelly.livejournal.com]

I have got to do something in the meantime, so maybe readers? But the ones they have in the store just weird me out, sight-wise.

My bad vision is interfering with my parenting. i thought Sami had a little skin-snag-owie, and 2 days later, my husband pulled a 1/4" toothpick splinter out of her foot. :( Worst mom ever.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

You have to go through a LOT of readers before you find the ones that work good for you and when you do, buy a shit ton of them.

Nooooo, not bad mom!!
that's nothing--I could tell you stories of my stunning momstakes--but I won't.

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

I guess in most things besides glasses-wearing and certainly with regard to pornage, slipping and sliding would be a plus. Alas, the gods of porn are capricious and easily amused by the troubles of mere mortals such as yourself. My deepest sympathies on this, a terrible porn-tragedy of great proportion!

:)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

You're making me laugh when I'm supposed to be pouting and shit. :(

But that was pretty darn funny!! :D

[cha.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA I was SO relieved when the doc said I didn't need 'em yet. I'm not looking forward to that part of getting older

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I LOOK LIKE AN OLD FART!

Well, okay, I looked like an old fart before the glasses but now I'm fartier!

I mean to say, older. *koff*

Though, yes...that too.

TMI?

[cha.livejournal.com]

hahahahahhahhaha

I love you so much :)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*GRINS*

♥

[tifaching.livejournal.com]

I have tri-focals. I've had them so long it's time for new ones. I end up taking them off for close distances instead of tipping my head way back the way I'm supposed to to actually see through them.

It doesn't interfere with my porning and I can't see yours slowing you down any either. Good luck!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I end up taking them off for close distances instead of tipping my head way back the way I'm supposed to

Yesssssss, am getting vertigo from tipping my head back!!!

[tuckercat2.livejournal.com]

Have trifocals got seasick just walking around. So I really feel your pain. Does get better so hang in there,

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I'm gritting my teeth and pushing forward. Today is the first day of being able to watch TV without three pairs of readers by my side, lol!

[day221b.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO! You crack me up!


...and LJ definitely needs a "Like" button.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

Hey, I have to share my pain! :D

[firesign10.livejournal.com]

Mine took a week or so to get used to. Are you sure they're adjusted properly? Because that can make it worse. But then be sure to wear them all the time- switching around will just prolong your adjusting time.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

They're like completely brand-new, so I'm trying to get used to them. It's like being unpleasantly high. :(

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

Now, I'm just picturing poor T-Roxy with lil old granny glasses perched on her nose. And I so want to boop that nose!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Hey, even with the granny glasses, I'm *FIERCE!!!*

Dang, dropped my glasses, let me just pick them...uh-oh. A little help here?

[twinsarein.livejournal.com]

Yuck! Mr. Twins has just ordered his first pair of bifocals, too. His haven't arrived yet, but he said he was tired of doing the trombone while reading, and he was getting eyestrain from peeking under his glasses to see things correctly. I hope you get used to them quickly. I wouldn't want you going into porn withdrawal.

Meanwhile, in the hopes of making you laugh, and just in case you miss it on your Friends Page, check out my latest post here

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

he was tired of doing the trombone while reading

Yes! That's the perfect way to describe it, lol!!!

[tipsy-kitty.livejournal.com]

Porn... when everything slipslides around!

Well, that should answer that question--it's all about punctuation!

(Though as I write this I'm peering over the tops of my nerdy-girl glasses, so my time is coming.)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!

Time waits for no woman, sad to say. The only thing we can do is rock the hell out of these things! ;)

[tipsy-kitty.livejournal.com]

Nerd glasses uber alles!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

oooooo, what a lovely eye!

Can we say that? Does that sound creepy?

I'd take a pic of my eye with the new glasses but I'm afraid of blinding/possibly stabbing myself in the eye. It's way too possible. :D

[tipsy-kitty.livejournal.com]

LOLOL. I've had a couple of cocktails. Eye-stabbing was definitely a possibility at my end.

I think the Royal We is always sort of creepy! To dissuade you from excavating my eyes and keeping them in a box, I'd like to point out that they aren't that pretty--the flash made them like, 1000% more blue

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh! *koff* Gosh, haha! Like I'd do something like *that*!



*quietly shoves box under desk*

[tipsy-kitty.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

Must I glove-slap you to retain my eye? It's rather near-sighted but I'm fond of it anyway

:D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*pout*

Ooooh-kay. No eyeballs. *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*

[tabaqui]

Awwwwwwww!

I am three years into a pair of glasses that need replacing *so fucking bad*.

Gah. Hope you figure out the deal with these and yes - do make sure they're adjusted properly!

*pet pet pet*

Here, have a (mildly) porny icon.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ooooo, let me put my glasses on...lol!

Man. I've been wearing glasses that make me look like Drew Carey for the last couple of years. Now, I'm wearing a pair of glasses that while I can actually see, make me look like a granny. A mean pantieless granny. *koff*

[tabaqui]

Bringin' sex-say BACK!!
:)

*dies laughing*

Here, this'll get your motor running. Watch out, Mr. Roxy!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!!

Darn, I'll just have to let Jensen hand wave it...as it were. The porn just writes itself. And then comments to itself with mildly inappropriate gifs . Not like this one. ;)

[tabaqui]

Heeeee!

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

When I had to get bifocals, I was already wearing contacts, so my doctor prescribed a distance lens for my right eye and a reading lens for my left eye (or vice versa, not sure). It worked really well for me.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Really? How does that work? *hurts brain imagining it*

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

It's amazing how we can adjust to things. Some people can't do the contact lens thing--my brother couldn't, but I could. My eye doctor tested me to see which was the dominant eye for reading and which was the dominant eye for distance, then prescribed the lenses I needed to fit that.

Whether I was reading or looking in the distance, I was always peripherally aware of a bit of blurriness coming from the other eye, but I could drive, read and use the computer, and that's what mattered. I went with that option for years until I had laser surgery.

[elsecarlass.livejournal.com]

LOL, best comment ever! There can be nothing worse than dodgy specs stopping you writing porn.