Yer Mother's a wee bit annoyed

[roxy]

Behold!



Bear



Bare

Don't use bare when you mean bear! As in "Dean could not bear the guilt. Any guilt. All the guilt. Guilt over all the things." He does not bare the weight of all that guilt.

I mean it. Stop doing that.

Comments

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

LOL! Even with the correct spelling that is pretty sad prose.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

"Dean could not bear the guilt. Any guilt. All the guilt. Guilt over all the things."

GASP!!!! What are you saying? Why, that's a perfect example of how to use 'bear' and my, such tragically heartbreaking words--why a work of perfect genius, I'd say. If only I knew who wrote this incredibly stirring prose. I'd shake their pudgy little paw. I mean, their incredibly gifted hand.


*koff*

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

Their gifted hand. With all the gifts. Gifts for many things. ;)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

The gifts these hands possess...they are...many...these hands are...full of talent. Handy talents. The kind of talent that makes you stop...and. Ponder. Examine. Contemplate. These hands are humbly charged with spreading the greatness they posses. These...hands....

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

LOL! Who is that bad writing contest named after? All I can think of is Buckminster Fuller, but he's the dome home guy. Anyway, this would be a top contender if it had more commas and semi colons :D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!!! Yes, I love those things--we had a challenge some years ago and it was a lot of fun! Let me see--

looked it up: Bulwer-Lytton, the bad fiction contest! :)

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

That's it! Yes!