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[roxy]

We were going to breakfast this morning. Pulled the car out into the street and got bumrushed by turkeys. They puffed up, raised their feathers and gobbled threats at us. Oh, I know a "fuck you" when I hear it, no matter the language. Or lack of. It was that look in their beady little turkey eyes. I rolled my window up, locked the door and cussed them turkeys out. Hell yeah.

What is this world coming to when you can't have a nice breakfast without being threatened by thuggish poultry? Is this America?

Thanksgiving's coming around again, turkeys. Just sayin'.

Comments

[silsbee329.livejournal.com]

Damn "street" turkeys!! (Hahahahaaa)

[write-light.livejournal.com]

They know what you did last November.

[big-heart-june.livejournal.com]

Oh man, this made me laugh! lol YOU ♥ and those damn turkeys! :DD

[tabaqui]

*dies laughing*

Only you, bb. Only you. :)

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

LOL I've heard of gangs called the Sharks and the Jets, but never the Turkeys. Learn something new every day. Glad you made it through the attack safely. Never know what that poultry will do!

*hugs and comforts you* ♥

[gingersnap1224.livejournal.com]

Have you ever seen them try to fly? It's hilarious!

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

That's adorable!

I have a military unit of turkeys living in my garden currently, but they are far too nervous of humans to make any kind of threat.

When turkeys attack...

[digitalwave]

:)

*hugs you hard*

[sowell.livejournal.com]

Ahhahahah

[dimeliora.livejournal.com]

I kept...I kept waiting for turkeys to mean something else. But it doesn't.

Why is your neighborhood full of turkey gangs? What did you do to gain their ire? Is there a special police task force for that?

This narrative is missing some plot points woman!