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[roxy]

We were going to breakfast this morning. Pulled the car out into the street and got bumrushed by turkeys. They puffed up, raised their feathers and gobbled threats at us. Oh, I know a "fuck you" when I hear it, no matter the language. Or lack of. It was that look in their beady little turkey eyes. I rolled my window up, locked the door and cussed them turkeys out. Hell yeah.

What is this world coming to when you can't have a nice breakfast without being threatened by thuggish poultry? Is this America?

Thanksgiving's coming around again, turkeys. Just sayin'.

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[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

We beeped the horn trying to get them out of the road and they went ballistic! I kind of get it--I hate when people try to hurry me across the road too. Though I don't shake my wattles and rush at the car, gobbling and spreading my feathers. Maybe I should....