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[roxy]

We were going to breakfast this morning. Pulled the car out into the street and got bumrushed by turkeys. They puffed up, raised their feathers and gobbled threats at us. Oh, I know a "fuck you" when I hear it, no matter the language. Or lack of. It was that look in their beady little turkey eyes. I rolled my window up, locked the door and cussed them turkeys out. Hell yeah.

What is this world coming to when you can't have a nice breakfast without being threatened by thuggish poultry? Is this America?

Thanksgiving's coming around again, turkeys. Just sayin'.

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[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*nods* I'm pretty sure they've got switchblades under those feathers.

[silsbee329.livejournal.com]

Damn "street" turkeys!! (Hahahahaaa)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Damn that rap music. *shakes head*

[write-light.livejournal.com]

They know what you did last November.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Noooooo, turkeys, sweartagod, we had salmon!!!!

[big-heart-june.livejournal.com]

Oh man, this made me laugh! lol YOU ♥ and those damn turkeys! :DD

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

And the worst part--I live in a development! We're being moved on by angry turkeys in the suburbs!!

*yells at turkeys we've got cranberry sauce--back off!*

[tabaqui]

*dies laughing*

Only you, bb. Only you. :)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!!

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

LOL I've heard of gangs called the Sharks and the Jets, but never the Turkeys. Learn something new every day. Glad you made it through the attack safely. Never know what that poultry will do!

*hugs and comforts you* ♥

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Poultry are dangerous!!!

*leans against you* I know you'd protect me, though. :D

[gingersnap1224.livejournal.com]

Have you ever seen them try to fly? It's hilarious!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL! No, these guys are too mean to fly. They just stalk around the neighborhood glaring at us.

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

That's adorable!

I have a military unit of turkeys living in my garden currently, but they are far too nervous of humans to make any kind of threat.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

We beeped the horn trying to get them out of the road and they went ballistic! I kind of get it--I hate when people try to hurry me across the road too. Though I don't shake my wattles and rush at the car, gobbling and spreading my feathers. Maybe I should....

When turkeys attack...

[digitalwave]

:)

*hugs you hard*

Re: When turkeys attack...

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAAA!!!
YES! It was just like that!!! :D :D :D

[sowell.livejournal.com]

Ahhahahah

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ha! Everyone laughs until they face those cold, dead, turkey eyes....

[dimeliora.livejournal.com]

I kept...I kept waiting for turkeys to mean something else. But it doesn't.

Why is your neighborhood full of turkey gangs? What did you do to gain their ire? Is there a special police task force for that?

This narrative is missing some plot points woman!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

WHEN GOOD TURKEYS GO BAD!

The wilderness is encroaching on our suburban paradise!!! The corners are full of renegade turkeys, smoking and drinking and cursing at the humans who have the nerve to try and walk across their block. We were innocent by-drivers, minding our own business!

We used to just worry about the people with their home businesses, selling recreational substances from their front yards. There was a guy who sold out of a little Suburu exactly like the car I used to drive. Now that made for interesting moments, I tell ya. Nothing like getting flexed on by poultry, though. Now, we have turkeys with attitude. Sort of a TWA thing going on.
:D :D :D