what the actual fuck????
4/10/15 09:56 amI'm going to include this in its entirety because I don't think I owe this person any respect. Anyone that calls their vagina a va-jay-jay is asking for a public mocking.
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mikala Fri 10 Apr 2015 08:42AM EDT
I sort of like this and sort of am ambivalent about it also. Lex and Clark as sex partners is neat #but very sinful#. Clark having a baby in any way is really gross and the way you described his from conception to birthing the girl was nasty. That thing popping from his wiener #yuk# and that chest va-jay-jay #horrors#. Of course if all men got pregnant at least once, then perhaps they might see we gals and our va-jay-jays as something to truly worship as is our rights, so that is what helps make this story better. Not that any real, straight guys ever read the faggy two male slash. Only homo queer men would read a story like this with two male lovers so I guess that I lose my cred about male pregnancy and treating we ladies better. Damn. Well, I hope you enjoy writing this kind of stuff. I prefer no gay two or whatever males having illicit, illegal and amoral sinful sex type stuff. I gave this men on men and pregnancy stuff a try and will not be repeating it ever again. Give me Lois and Clark anytime for sure.
Roxy: I'm not sure how to approach this comment. It was certainly entertaining.
Doesn't it sound as though a couple of people wrote that comment? A couple of thirteen year olds? And possibly used Google translate to boot? Maybe this is like performance art. Meant to be over the top and really weird. They did get one thing right--that birthing part was naaaaasty! :D
AO3 Comment on Ripley, Believe It Or Not...."
mikala Fri 10 Apr 2015 08:42AM EDT
I sort of like this and sort of am ambivalent about it also. Lex and Clark as sex partners is neat #but very sinful#. Clark having a baby in any way is really gross and the way you described his from conception to birthing the girl was nasty. That thing popping from his wiener #yuk# and that chest va-jay-jay #horrors#. Of course if all men got pregnant at least once, then perhaps they might see we gals and our va-jay-jays as something to truly worship as is our rights, so that is what helps make this story better. Not that any real, straight guys ever read the faggy two male slash. Only homo queer men would read a story like this with two male lovers so I guess that I lose my cred about male pregnancy and treating we ladies better. Damn. Well, I hope you enjoy writing this kind of stuff. I prefer no gay two or whatever males having illicit, illegal and amoral sinful sex type stuff. I gave this men on men and pregnancy stuff a try and will not be repeating it ever again. Give me Lois and Clark anytime for sure.
Roxy: I'm not sure how to approach this comment. It was certainly entertaining.
Doesn't it sound as though a couple of people wrote that comment? A couple of thirteen year olds? And possibly used Google translate to boot? Maybe this is like performance art. Meant to be over the top and really weird. They did get one thing right--that birthing part was naaaaasty! :D
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4/10/15 09:02 pm (UTC)dead.
This is the weirdest combination of fem-shame/pride and homophobia I've ever seen. Also what did she think she was going to find in a story marked M/M and mpreg??
Not that any real, straight guys ever read the faggy two male slash. Only homo queer men Or all the women everywhere?
#but very sinful# shall henceforth be my new slogan
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4/10/15 09:09 pm (UTC)LOL!!! When I opened that comment, I was stunned. I'm reading this thing, open-mouthed, and then laughed my ass off! It's a beautifully crafted piece of drivel, isn't it?
#but very sinful#
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