See- you have to picture Jack Benny saying that, with his hand on his chin and...Jack. Jack Benny. You know, with the violin and...and...never mind. No, no, never mind...shut up.
Anyway, I meant to say, *eyeballs you sternly* Target doesn't love me any more. Really. My schedule? Does not exist! I have no more work until next Wednesday! Wednesday *night* the bastards!(and I know, you'tr saying "tape them MizzRose, but I always forget to watch them and then something comes up and then...)
Oh well. Say--do you think they've been reading my journal! *gulp!* If you see them, tell them how much I looove being a Targe-hellslaveemployee! I'm all "exercise in the morning and clap at every announcement I'm with you Bob" about it! I looove wearing my khaki and red, it's so inspiringly Red Guard! I'd wave my Employee Handbook too, but I need both hands free in case I need to bitch slap an annoying customer...oopsies! *mutters frantically, 'fast funfreindly,fastfunfriendly'* Wooo! Better!
Soooo---I'm gonna have lots of time on my hands...any recs? Stuff I should be reading and chewing my liver out over? People I should be stalking...oh, you know who you are, oh yes you do, you who swear "I've got story!" and then dance away, teasing us...*pout*
I'm going to make coffee, and when I come back--*pointed stare*
Anyway, I meant to say, *eyeballs you sternly* Target doesn't love me any more. Really. My schedule? Does not exist! I have no more work until next Wednesday! Wednesday *night* the bastards!(and I know, you'tr saying "tape them MizzRose, but I always forget to watch them and then something comes up and then...)
Oh well. Say--do you think they've been reading my journal! *gulp!* If you see them, tell them how much I looove being a Targe-hell
Soooo---I'm gonna have lots of time on my hands...any recs? Stuff I should be reading and chewing my liver out over? People I should be stalking...oh, you know who you are, oh yes you do, you who swear "I've got story!" and then dance away, teasing us...*pout*
I'm going to make coffee, and when I come back--*pointed stare*