WhineWhineWhine...

[roxy]

Dis Pater is kicking my ass! I've churned out words words words and dumped them all. Crap! It's like my brain just refuses to process that story--oh sure, it'll turn out tons of porn all willy-nilly like--but try something without the ass-sex and grrrrrr...I've got the basics down but it's so stick-like, like a large stick is up each and every character's butt. Stiff? Like a corpse on a skating rink it's stiff. It is the Camembert of stories,rivaling Mephitis Mephitis in it's stinkabilty.

I'll make it work--as bob is my witless. ( pleh! pleh!)

Comments

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*sniffle* thank you. I'm just venting...if only one of the children were here so I could beat them a little. That always helps.

[justabi.livejournal.com]

I'd let you beat mine, but I elected not to have any. Or, rather, too many science classes unduly influenced me to not bring any mutant babies into the world. The problem is that once you teach a kid to do math, they can't stomach a one in two chance. Anyway, that was more than you needed to know about my reproductive status. *pets more*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Gee thank you! I can always count on you to disturb comfort me.

[justabi.livejournal.com]

This is why I decided not to pursue a career in genetics. I just have such a nice, comforting way of putting things like that. I'd be a better form of birth control as a genetic counselor that nobody would need to frighten kids with tales of venereal diseases to get them to practice safe sex.

Speaking of which, did I tell you what week it is?

Abstinence Awareness Week!

The giant stark white banners hanging across Main Street proclaiming this crack me the fuck up.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

You're kidding? Really? boy, I can just see that in Jersey...all it would do is remind everyone--"oooo, time to shoplift Trojans from the Rite-Aid again!"

actually, we do have some sort of birth control awarness thingy going on by the amount of empty boxes I find tucked under the clothes at Targehell.

[justabi.livejournal.com]

I actually had to pull over to the side of the street so I could really take it all in. What kind of activities do you suppose the city has planned for this? Some kind of seminar on how not to hurt yourself when practicing celibacy, possibly with a demonstration of the proper use of a variety of dildos?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

More than likely it probably consists of knees tighly held together and praying?

[justabi.livejournal.com]

I don't know about you, but I know myself that there are times in a girl's life when if she bends the right way, she can squeeze her knees together real tight and scream for Jesus without practicing abstinence. This is why Methodists send their kids off to sex camp when they hit peuberty.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

HAAAAAAAAAA!!!