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2/5/06 01:52 pm
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Rules: If you clicked on the cut you have to follow the rules and repost this in your own journal. Just the cut from what you got from this meme!

Take the last letter in your first name:

A - I fucked
B - I have
C - I need
D - I sucked
E - I gave head to
F - I got wet n wild with
G - I tasted
H - I played
I - I swallowed down
J - I blew
K - I got down and dirty with
L - I loved
M - I hated
N - I was desperate for
O - I ordered
P - I partied with
Q - I had quickie with
R - I got rowdy with
S - I sold
T - I turned on
U - I gave birth to
V - I stripped for
W - I milked
X - I gave hand to
Y - I aroused
Z - I sold

Take the last letter in your last name:

A - a hobo
B - a male stripper
C - a cat
D - a pencil
E - a naked statue
F - a firefighter
G - a goat
H - a MILF
I - a bastard
J - a male prostitute
K - a clock
L - an adult toy
M - a Louis Vuitton bag
N - a whore
O - a DILF
P - a pimp
Q - a quarter
R - a pornstar
S - a slut
T - a nerd
U - a stuft animal
V - a bitch
W - an ugly fat kid
X - a cheerleader
Y - a gay guy
Z - a pyromaniac

Now take your middle initial (if you have no middle name, put the first
letter of your mothers maiden name):

A - and I enjoyed it
B - for a one night stand
C - for money
D - so I could hookup with a jock
E - and I got banged after
F - for a water bra
G - for a cherry flavored condom
H - so I could get a nose job
I - for a vacation
J - for birth control
K - for a shopping spree
L - so people would talk about me
M - and it was hot
N - so I could get butt implants
O - for sex
P - so I could go around naked
Q - all for lust
R - just for the attention
S - for love
T - so I could be sexy
U - all for a fat kid
V - and i hated it
W - all for pleasure
X - so I could get a boob job
Y - for lube
Z - all for a hot guy

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2/5/06 07:09 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roachspit.livejournal.com
Too many E's in my name, I'm telling you...

I gave head to a naked statue and I got banged after

By the statue?!?!?! WTF?

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2/5/06 07:12 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
KINKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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2/5/06 08:00 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] jooniper-pearl.livejournal.com
I got rowdy with a naked statue so people would talk about me.

Gee, I sure am an attention whore aren't I!!!

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2/5/06 09:09 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Oooooooo...
*snort* I'll say! *G*

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2/5/06 08:14 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] teot.livejournal.com
Mine is boring! *pouts*

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2/5/06 09:10 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Awww! *hug* Make up a good one!

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2/5/06 08:31 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] tzi.livejournal.com
See, how can you help clicking on a thing like that? =D

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2/5/06 09:10 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
*evol laugh*

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2/6/06 03:02 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] soundslikej.livejournal.com
Ok, so mine's pretty boring...but my friend's is I sold a pornstar for birth control. Hee. ^_^

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2/6/06 03:19 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Oh no!! What is this world coming to when we have to sell perfectly good porn stars for *birth control*?
*shakes head*

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2/6/06 03:20 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] squeakypiggy.livejournal.com
This is too funny! I started laughing at how mine turned out: "I fucked a pornstar for a one night stand." and my boyfriend who was playing on his computer was like "What are you laughing at?"

I told him what it was and then did his..."I played a hobo so I could go around naked." His response? Sweet, sounds like something I'd do. Now we're doing the rest of his family and mine...so wrong in such a funny way. LOL

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2/6/06 03:22 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Awww, the family that makes porny sentences together stays together...or... wait...
Isn't that prays?...

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2/6/06 03:27 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] squeakypiggy.livejournal.com
I think in my family it'd be the first way around...but my family is very strange. Have you seen what sentences the Clex would get?

Clarks -> I got down and dirty with a nerd and got banged after.
Lex's -> I got rowdy with a pornstar for birth control.

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2/6/06 03:34 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
WAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! Clark's is perfect!!!

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2/6/06 03:36 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] squeakypiggy.livejournal.com
Isn't it? Hehe, now with their powers combined....you get (Lex = nerd) + (Clark = pornstar) = fanfic? *looks hopeful at Roxy)

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2/6/06 04:10 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
ooooo...nice!
First I have to finish DPJ, and B&H and then I have this weird sci-fi gladiator-aliens control the earth kind of SV AU (shock!)

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2/6/06 07:43 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] dana-aeryn.livejournal.com
I gave head to a gay guy so people would talk about me- ha! So cool.It's actually not a bad idea*giggle* Actually happened to a friend of mine.

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2/6/06 05:15 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Haaaaaaaahahaha!
Ooooo! Sounds like your friend has a story to tell! *grin*

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2/6/06 07:08 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] ex-lexsbabym701.livejournal.com

*I fucked a naked statue and it was hot.*


Who hasn't?

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2/6/06 07:23 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
*nodnod* I mean, really....

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2/6/06 07:12 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] ex-lexsbabym701.livejournal.com
I DID ROSENBAUM!! *umm*

It came out to be: I loved a Louis Vuitton bag for sex.

Once again, who hasn't?

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2/6/06 07:25 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
At first, I was insanely jealous until I realized--

and goodness, isn't that bag thing every little girl's dream?

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2/6/06 08:51 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] justabi.livejournal.com
I aroused a slut and I enjoyed it. So there. And I am proud.

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