stolen from supesfan88

[roxy]

Rules: If you clicked on the cut you have to follow the rules and repost this in your own journal. Just the cut from what you got from this meme!

Take the last letter in your first name:

A - I fucked
B - I have
C - I need
D - I sucked
E - I gave head to
F - I got wet n wild with
G - I tasted
H - I played
I - I swallowed down
J - I blew
K - I got down and dirty with
L - I loved
M - I hated
N - I was desperate for
O - I ordered
P - I partied with
Q - I had quickie with
R - I got rowdy with
S - I sold
T - I turned on
U - I gave birth to
V - I stripped for
W - I milked
X - I gave hand to
Y - I aroused
Z - I sold

Take the last letter in your last name:

A - a hobo
B - a male stripper
C - a cat
D - a pencil
E - a naked statue
F - a firefighter
G - a goat
H - a MILF
I - a bastard
J - a male prostitute
K - a clock
L - an adult toy
M - a Louis Vuitton bag
N - a whore
O - a DILF
P - a pimp
Q - a quarter
R - a pornstar
S - a slut
T - a nerd
U - a stuft animal
V - a bitch
W - an ugly fat kid
X - a cheerleader
Y - a gay guy
Z - a pyromaniac

Now take your middle initial (if you have no middle name, put the first
letter of your mothers maiden name):

A - and I enjoyed it
B - for a one night stand
C - for money
D - so I could hookup with a jock
E - and I got banged after
F - for a water bra
G - for a cherry flavored condom
H - so I could get a nose job
I - for a vacation
J - for birth control
K - for a shopping spree
L - so people would talk about me
M - and it was hot
N - so I could get butt implants
O - for sex
P - so I could go around naked
Q - all for lust
R - just for the attention
S - for love
T - so I could be sexy
U - all for a fat kid
V - and i hated it
W - all for pleasure
X - so I could get a boob job
Y - for lube
Z - all for a hot guy

Comments

[squeakypiggy.livejournal.com]

This is too funny! I started laughing at how mine turned out: "I fucked a pornstar for a one night stand." and my boyfriend who was playing on his computer was like "What are you laughing at?"

I told him what it was and then did his..."I played a hobo so I could go around naked." His response? Sweet, sounds like something I'd do. Now we're doing the rest of his family and mine...so wrong in such a funny way. LOL

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Awww, the family that makes porny sentences together stays together...or... wait...
Isn't that prays?...

[squeakypiggy.livejournal.com]

I think in my family it'd be the first way around...but my family is very strange. Have you seen what sentences the Clex would get?

Clarks -> I got down and dirty with a nerd and got banged after.
Lex's -> I got rowdy with a pornstar for birth control.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

WAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! Clark's is perfect!!!

[squeakypiggy.livejournal.com]

Isn't it? Hehe, now with their powers combined....you get (Lex = nerd) + (Clark = pornstar) = fanfic? *looks hopeful at Roxy)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

ooooo...nice!
First I have to finish DPJ, and B&H and then I have this weird sci-fi gladiator-aliens control the earth kind of SV AU (shock!)