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[roxy]

I'm so frustrated, so stuck! I have no useful thoughts! My brain is smooth as a cue ball. I hate it when nothing comes. I know what's *here*--and what's over *there*, but how to get there I'm not sure. I have three different Clarks sitting in the waiting room of my mind, all idling there. Sneering at me. Well, one of them is looking very sympathetic, the other two are being evol. Also, all my pervyness is worn out, gone, gone like the wind! I'm appalled at my lack of balls so to speak. I'm turning into a shmoopy writer of shmoop. Where have I gone wrong--where are my guts? (rhetorical of course, I do have some vague idea where my guts are--but you know--nothing is exactly where you think it's going to be, isn't that weird, it's like--ooh, I digress!) I re-read some old stuff thinking well, let's rekindle that carefree cheerful kind of kinky illness you once had. Alas. I suck. Help me my beloveds! you're my only hope!
(okay, i know i whine about lack of pervyness often, but this time i mean it! maybe age is leaching away my nasty! *wibble*)

Comments

[eletryxx.livejournal.com]

*am not very good with the nasty* *wishes you luck* :D

[bluemeridian]

Sorry, but the first thing I saw was "cue ball" and Lex's pool table in his study...

[kristiinthedark.livejournal.com]

Well, personally I think there should be more rimming in fandom. The kind where Clark holds Lex down and makes him come just by rimming alone. *encourages your perviness*

[treetracer]

Pull yourself together woman! *whapwhapwhap* Three Clarks and no perviness? Throw a Lex in there, see if that interests them. And if I find your lost perviness, I'll let you know.

[sweptawaybayou.livejournal.com]

*snorfle*

**tickles your nasty**

I can't help you with the Clark issues, babe. But I could pic!spam you with David or Jason or Chris ...

:)

*is forevah pervy*

[supercaptain182.livejournal.com]

*Hugs*
*slapslapslap*

Now, you must give the Clarks Lex. Give them Lex. If necessary let Lex storm into that waiting room and demand answers. Make Clark deny every shred of Lex's evidence, then make Lex grab Clark and kiss them crap out of him. The kiss leaves Clark breathless and putty in Lex's hands. The other evol Clarks will be so jealous that they will make sweet sweet love with Lex while you watch and write all the porny things that they do.

Like it was said above...there must be coming from rimming.

*slapslapslap*
::Rubs your cheek and kisses it::
*makes Lex rub your feet and the Clarks fight for your porny pleasure*

[tabaqui]

Nooooooooooo!!
You didn't lose your perv!
You're just...tired!
That's all!
You just need a nap and go read some kinky peg-boy stuff!
*beams at you*

[teot.livejournal.com]

*makes encouraging pervy noises* Hee.

Maybe...

[squeakypiggy.livejournal.com]

Maybe you're the one who needs a story night *nods* Like where we all gather 'round roxy as she sits on her story throne and each of us asks for a story, but we supply you with the general outline.

Happy-Minion-1: "Roxymissrose? Will you tell me a story? You know the one where Lex goes through a website for a mail-order Dom thinking he was getting to be the Dom but got a Clark instead? Pleeeeeease? *makes the wibble-eyes*

Happy-Minions: "Pleeeeeeease?"

[dianehc.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, a call for pervyness... but, I'll need to contain myself here because so many images come to mind... poor sympathetic Clark, locked into eight inch ballet boots, a custom-fitted leather skirt and boustier, tucked full with a vibrator - five minutes into a date with a very mischevious Lex.

Evol Clarks clapping with glee, as they plot differet predicament bondage scenarios with Lex in mind, sketching out the scenarios in great detail and sending them to Lex anonymously.

Clark waiting for his parents to go out of town before inviting Lex up to the loft and trussing himself up shibari style, with a small piece of green k near by. You choose whose foot steps he hears coming up the stairs.

pervy enough?

[nerowill.livejournal.com]

My brain is smooth as a cue ball.

Or Lex's head.... Try a few mental rubs along that and see if it helps. *evil grin* (am I the only thinking 'but he has two nice, smooth heads!')