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[roxy]

I'm so frustrated, so stuck! I have no useful thoughts! My brain is smooth as a cue ball. I hate it when nothing comes. I know what's *here*--and what's over *there*, but how to get there I'm not sure. I have three different Clarks sitting in the waiting room of my mind, all idling there. Sneering at me. Well, one of them is looking very sympathetic, the other two are being evol. Also, all my pervyness is worn out, gone, gone like the wind! I'm appalled at my lack of balls so to speak. I'm turning into a shmoopy writer of shmoop. Where have I gone wrong--where are my guts? (rhetorical of course, I do have some vague idea where my guts are--but you know--nothing is exactly where you think it's going to be, isn't that weird, it's like--ooh, I digress!) I re-read some old stuff thinking well, let's rekindle that carefree cheerful kind of kinky illness you once had. Alas. I suck. Help me my beloveds! you're my only hope!
(okay, i know i whine about lack of pervyness often, but this time i mean it! maybe age is leaching away my nasty! *wibble*)

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[sweptawaybayou.livejournal.com]

[teot.livejournal.com]

Oh my. That last picture -- who is that?

[sweptawaybayou.livejournal.com]

*wibbles*

That?

Is Jason Behr.

Sex on a stick, bay~bee.

[teot.livejournal.com]

It's so... God. He looks as if he's enjoying himself.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

OMFG...you. You I love. Those pics--every single one of them is burning hot! I've never even seen some of those and Christian--bloody hell, David, thank you thank you!
That last pic, is that that Roswell guy? *explodes*

[sweptawaybayou.livejournal.com]

*loves you right back*

Glad those worked for you! Always happy to share the perve love.

:)

And yes, the last two are teh!Behr.

*snarfs him up with a spoon*

[supercaptain182.livejournal.com]

I lurve you so much.

Shares in your Jason Behr love. *hugs wildly and swirls you*

[sweptawaybayou.livejournal.com]

*twirls you*

Behr=sex

:)

**dips you low**

[droolfangrrl.livejournal.com]

ZOMFG Guy in bathtub all wet and pissed off looking!!!!

Erm... Well hubby is probably still sleeping so maybe I will have to see if cold showers help.

P.S. Y'know it's the Clark's all by their lonesome that's the problem I think. That and one can actually burn out on something. Just give it a rest. That or it's the fault of Mr. Roxy getting you too relaxed or something?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ah, Boreanez! Angel, the man-mountain of sex.
you know what--I think you're right! They all want to be with Lex and in each one, I'm keeping them apart. I do believe you're right!
And why, whatever do you mean about Mr. Roxy? *looks all innocent*

[droolfangrrl.livejournal.com]

Do not even try that one.

*points to a journal entry not too too far back*

Numb3rs anyone?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*bluah*
(but not really! *grin*)