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[roxy]

I'm so frustrated, so stuck! I have no useful thoughts! My brain is smooth as a cue ball. I hate it when nothing comes. I know what's *here*--and what's over *there*, but how to get there I'm not sure. I have three different Clarks sitting in the waiting room of my mind, all idling there. Sneering at me. Well, one of them is looking very sympathetic, the other two are being evol. Also, all my pervyness is worn out, gone, gone like the wind! I'm appalled at my lack of balls so to speak. I'm turning into a shmoopy writer of shmoop. Where have I gone wrong--where are my guts? (rhetorical of course, I do have some vague idea where my guts are--but you know--nothing is exactly where you think it's going to be, isn't that weird, it's like--ooh, I digress!) I re-read some old stuff thinking well, let's rekindle that carefree cheerful kind of kinky illness you once had. Alas. I suck. Help me my beloveds! you're my only hope!
(okay, i know i whine about lack of pervyness often, but this time i mean it! maybe age is leaching away my nasty! *wibble*)

Comments

[eletryxx.livejournal.com]

*am not very good with the nasty* *wishes you luck* :D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Tenk yew!

[bluemeridian]

Sorry, but the first thing I saw was "cue ball" and Lex's pool table in his study...

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

And there's nothing wrong with that!

[kristiinthedark.livejournal.com]

Well, personally I think there should be more rimming in fandom. The kind where Clark holds Lex down and makes him come just by rimming alone. *encourages your perviness*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

All right then! I shall add rimming--it's an oldie but a goodie! Now...which story? *grin* I'll think of something!

[kristiinthedark.livejournal.com]

Yay! I'm sure you will. *grins with you*

[treetracer]

Pull yourself together woman! *whapwhapwhap* Three Clarks and no perviness? Throw a Lex in there, see if that interests them. And if I find your lost perviness, I'll let you know.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Bless you--you are a kind kind person. *sniff*
*rubs cheek* owie

[sweptawaybayou.livejournal.com]

*snorfle*

**tickles your nasty**

I can't help you with the Clark issues, babe. But I could pic!spam you with David or Jason or Chris ...

:)

*is forevah pervy*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

OOoooooo! Could you?
And it would be way helpful, I'm thinking over an AtS/SV x-over..plus I do have that Lindsey/Graham/Riley thing languishing. Pics might help! *grin*

[sweptawaybayou.livejournal.com]

*licks you*

[sweptawaybayou.livejournal.com]

[teot.livejournal.com]

Oh my. That last picture -- who is that?

[sweptawaybayou.livejournal.com]

*wibbles*

That?

Is Jason Behr.

Sex on a stick, bay~bee.

[teot.livejournal.com]

It's so... God. He looks as if he's enjoying himself.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

OMFG...you. You I love. Those pics--every single one of them is burning hot! I've never even seen some of those and Christian--bloody hell, David, thank you thank you!
That last pic, is that that Roswell guy? *explodes*

[sweptawaybayou.livejournal.com]

*loves you right back*

Glad those worked for you! Always happy to share the perve love.

:)

And yes, the last two are teh!Behr.

*snarfs him up with a spoon*

[supercaptain182.livejournal.com]

I lurve you so much.

Shares in your Jason Behr love. *hugs wildly and swirls you*

[sweptawaybayou.livejournal.com]

*twirls you*

Behr=sex

:)

**dips you low**

[droolfangrrl.livejournal.com]

ZOMFG Guy in bathtub all wet and pissed off looking!!!!

Erm... Well hubby is probably still sleeping so maybe I will have to see if cold showers help.

P.S. Y'know it's the Clark's all by their lonesome that's the problem I think. That and one can actually burn out on something. Just give it a rest. That or it's the fault of Mr. Roxy getting you too relaxed or something?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ah, Boreanez! Angel, the man-mountain of sex.
you know what--I think you're right! They all want to be with Lex and in each one, I'm keeping them apart. I do believe you're right!
And why, whatever do you mean about Mr. Roxy? *looks all innocent*

[droolfangrrl.livejournal.com]

Do not even try that one.

*points to a journal entry not too too far back*

Numb3rs anyone?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*bluah*
(but not really! *grin*)

[supercaptain182.livejournal.com]

*Hugs*
*slapslapslap*

Now, you must give the Clarks Lex. Give them Lex. If necessary let Lex storm into that waiting room and demand answers. Make Clark deny every shred of Lex's evidence, then make Lex grab Clark and kiss them crap out of him. The kiss leaves Clark breathless and putty in Lex's hands. The other evol Clarks will be so jealous that they will make sweet sweet love with Lex while you watch and write all the porny things that they do.

Like it was said above...there must be coming from rimming.

*slapslapslap*
::Rubs your cheek and kisses it::
*makes Lex rub your feet and the Clarks fight for your porny pleasure*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO!!!!
that was soooo inspiring! Love you!

[supercaptain182.livejournal.com]

No more slapping. I think you've had enough.

So, I'll slap Clark instead. This is me yelling at him: "Bitch, do something porny for the nice lady. She writes about you and gives you happiness and you're being a real bitch for this nice nice woman. Go kiss her cheek, then snog the hell out of Lex."

*SC182 slaps Clark's beautiful denim cover ass HARD*

Okay. I think you're ready Ms. Roxy...:D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*hangs off you laughing*

[tabaqui]

Nooooooooooo!!
You didn't lose your perv!
You're just...tired!
That's all!
You just need a nap and go read some kinky peg-boy stuff!
*beams at you*

[sweptawaybayou.livejournal.com]

*points above us*

**la la la**

[tabaqui]

*wallows in teh pretteh*
Dayum.
:)

[sweptawaybayou.livejournal.com]

*is pervalicious tonight*

;)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

look, look, Christian with the bottom of his shirt undone!
*droooooooooooool*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Aren't those pics fucking amazing? What a doll baby!

[teot.livejournal.com]

*makes encouraging pervy noises* Hee.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oooooooooh--*be all recharged*

Maybe...

[squeakypiggy.livejournal.com]

Maybe you're the one who needs a story night *nods* Like where we all gather 'round roxy as she sits on her story throne and each of us asks for a story, but we supply you with the general outline.

Happy-Minion-1: "Roxymissrose? Will you tell me a story? You know the one where Lex goes through a website for a mail-order Dom thinking he was getting to be the Dom but got a Clark instead? Pleeeeeease? *makes the wibble-eyes*

Happy-Minions: "Pleeeeeeease?"

Re: Maybe...

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*sigh, climbs in your lap* somebunny tell me a story please. Tell me the one where the tired old lady gets all her wips finished in her various fandoms and lives happily ever after.

[dianehc.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, a call for pervyness... but, I'll need to contain myself here because so many images come to mind... poor sympathetic Clark, locked into eight inch ballet boots, a custom-fitted leather skirt and boustier, tucked full with a vibrator - five minutes into a date with a very mischevious Lex.

Evol Clarks clapping with glee, as they plot differet predicament bondage scenarios with Lex in mind, sketching out the scenarios in great detail and sending them to Lex anonymously.

Clark waiting for his parents to go out of town before inviting Lex up to the loft and trussing himself up shibari style, with a small piece of green k near by. You choose whose foot steps he hears coming up the stairs.

pervy enough?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Whoa...damn. Damn, that *is* a great image! Do you mind if I use a version of that in my BigBang story?

[dianehc.livejournal.com]

Which one? Ballet boots and short skirt? or Tied shibari style?

But, feel free, to use any or all three as you like.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Shibari!!
Ooo, ooo, and the vibrator and the leather skirt! Man....

[dianehc.livejournal.com]

Yep, That's what I thought... Clarky all trussed up had to be a winner. If I can find it tonight, I'll send you a little (close to dodecal length) shibari bit I dabbled with weeks ago for one of Clark's dreams in Haze. After deciding that it would work better as a Clex scene, I took it out but haven't found a place to put it yet. You might get a kick out of it.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh goodness...I might be able to squeeze a few minutes out of my day to read it...*droooool*

Sad to say I can't find it

[dianehc.livejournal.com]

But, I remember enough of it and how I wanted to use it - that I should be able to re-write and post it tonight.

Re: Sad to say I can't find it

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oy! I hope so!!

[nerowill.livejournal.com]

My brain is smooth as a cue ball.

Or Lex's head.... Try a few mental rubs along that and see if it helps. *evil grin* (am I the only thinking 'but he has two nice, smooth heads!')

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

See? that's just one more reason why I love you!