...North Dakota. Right. Now.

[roxy]

Why, oh why must the elderly be so...flatulent? The Little Old Puppy is really really doing this on purpose. Paying me back for all the years of "get off the couch, have you lost your damn mind?"
That laying in wait on the stairs thing though--that never gets old. He's out to get me--Death By Stepping On Old Puppy..

I have to go to bed while I can still breathe. I love you all like a portly pre-adolescent adores Linzer Torte....

KISS!

Comments

[lexii314.livejournal.com]

poor old puppy.
I hope you don't have big feet :(

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

poor old puppy? Woman, he's trying to kill me! He's been trying to kill me ever since we got him, but I'm too clever and too fast for him. Even now, he's curled up on the rug, plotting my doom....and here I just gave him a doggie cookie too, ungrateful thing.

[tabaqui]

OMG, Haji does that. Lies in the darkness of the bedroom so you either almost kill yourself doing the Cat Dance of Panicked Avoidance *or*, he shuts up on your foot/leg like a fanged and clawed and furry bear trap. Gaaaah!

*smooch*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Haaaa! See! See! They're out to get us--right after dinner, I'm thinking...*GRIN*

[miss-tress.livejournal.com]

...North Dakota. Right. Now.
For brownies? ;)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

BEST. LINE. EVER.

*snickers some more*

[miss-tress.livejournal.com]

How much money do you think we would have to bribe the SV writers with to have them introduce the type of K that will make our Clark watch cartoons, want to eat chocolate all the time and see everyone as chibis?

oh my lord...

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I know *I* would pay cash money!
If they did that, it would make up for all the pain they've caused us for 6 seasons...

Re: oh my lord...

[miss-tress.livejournal.com]

Maybe we could get Michael Green stop by the SV writers room and whisper in their ears. He wrote for the show in the first season so he could frame it as a "just stopping by to see old friends" deal.

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

Young puppies and cats do that too... at least ours do. :P Though Moose prefers to sit in wait for me in my bedroom door.

*hugs and kisses* Sweet dreams, Sweets! :D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Heeeee!

*loves you*

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

mmmmm, linzer torte....

where was i? my cat loves to do that thing where he wraps himself around my feet when i come in the door with grocery bags and can't see him.

they snicker about us behind our backs.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

They do! *eyeballs evol puppy*