...North Dakota. Right. Now.

[roxy]

Why, oh why must the elderly be so...flatulent? The Little Old Puppy is really really doing this on purpose. Paying me back for all the years of "get off the couch, have you lost your damn mind?"
That laying in wait on the stairs thing though--that never gets old. He's out to get me--Death By Stepping On Old Puppy..

I have to go to bed while I can still breathe. I love you all like a portly pre-adolescent adores Linzer Torte....

KISS!

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[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

poor old puppy? Woman, he's trying to kill me! He's been trying to kill me ever since we got him, but I'm too clever and too fast for him. Even now, he's curled up on the rug, plotting my doom....and here I just gave him a doggie cookie too, ungrateful thing.