Hmmm...

[roxy]

There are two things (well, a hell of a lot more that two, really...) that I don't understand--lol cats and Sam-is-a-girl stories.

Why is Sam a girl? What for is he female? Because number one--that's one ugly broad. Number two--why??? Explain to me, and I might read those stories. Right now, they just scare me. I can read a limited amount of Lex-in-a-skirt, but gender change stories...not too much.

And the cats just freak me out. There, I said it. They make me all ew and grumpy. But I must admit, inanimate objects with personality can make me laugh. And fish, and other non-fluffy animals. Somehow, it's just cats and dogs I don't like all that much. (as in hell no)


The world was so much simpler when I was a girl.

Comments

[helioshyperion.livejournal.com]

You don't like lol cats? :( You can no haz cheezburger.

I can read a limited amount of Lex-in-a-skirt

*giggles madly* Orly? That sounds like a challenge.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Please for god's sake, no Lex in a skirt talking to one of Those Cats.

Wait a minute...you're the one who made me love mad tentacle sex...Hmmm....

[helioshyperion.livejournal.com]

I hadn't thought of him talking to an lol cat. Hmm...maybe I should.

But perhaps Lex in a skirt will happen some time. And speaking of tenacles, hot off the presses: http://helioshyperion.livejournal.com/10569.html