There are two things (well, a hell of a lot more that two, really...) that I don't understand--lol cats and Sam-is-a-girl stories.
Why is Sam a girl? What for is he female? Because number one--that's one ugly broad. Number two--why??? Explain to me, and I might read those stories. Right now, they just scare me. I can read a limited amount of Lex-in-a-skirt, but gender change stories...not too much.
And the cats just freak me out. There, I said it. They make me all ew and grumpy. But I must admit, inanimate objects with personality can make me laugh. And fish, and other non-fluffy animals. Somehow, it's just cats and dogs I don't like all that much. (as in hell no)
The world was so much simpler when I was a girl.
Why is Sam a girl? What for is he female? Because number one--that's one ugly broad. Number two--why??? Explain to me, and I might read those stories. Right now, they just scare me. I can read a limited amount of Lex-in-a-skirt, but gender change stories...not too much.
And the cats just freak me out. There, I said it. They make me all ew and grumpy. But I must admit, inanimate objects with personality can make me laugh. And fish, and other non-fluffy animals. Somehow, it's just cats and dogs I don't like all that much. (as in hell no)
The world was so much simpler when I was a girl.
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3/25/08 11:23 pm (UTC)sam as a girl though would be a big no.
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3/25/08 11:35 pm (UTC)Sam as a girl. *shakes head*
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3/25/08 11:45 pm (UTC)Cats just have natural cool--they don't need to be tarted up.
Oooooo! Owen icon! Niiiiiice
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3/25/08 11:25 pm (UTC)The Sam-is-a-girl confuse me as well. I get the Sam was a boy and turned into a girl, then back into a boy.
I just am boggled by the Sam was always a girl or Dean was always a girl.
I guess it is a way to lessen the blow, instead of them incestuous and gay they are just incestuous.
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3/25/08 11:38 pm (UTC)Maybe so, even though I would think incest is incest and there's no prettying that up.
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3/25/08 11:26 pm (UTC)As for cats, I love them and I hate them. I love the purrs and the fur, but the freaky behavior and claws bug the heck out of me. Helps that my hubby hates them when people ask why I don't have any. ^_~
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3/25/08 11:42 pm (UTC)Cats are cool, but too high maintenance for someone like me. And why can't those cats just speak English?
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3/25/08 11:48 pm (UTC)However, I love girl!Sam stories. Really, I love all the genderswap stuff in the SPN-verse for reasons I cannot explain. I mean, I like both Sam and Dean as boys, don't get me wrong--I love them lots and lots as the very hot men that they are, but I can also enjoy either (or both) of them as girls. Actually, the first Wincest I could actually take, for some reason, were
I also like Dean-as-a-girl stories (though usually I prefer him to temporarily be turned into a girl), because you know he'd have a lot of fun that way. Also? I think Dean would make an absolutely gorgeous girl, especially if you look at pictures from when he was a teen:
And, um. Possibly I have given this WAY too much thought. Yeah. But you asked!
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3/26/08 12:18 am (UTC)Hmmmm. SpN brings out my issues, lol!
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3/26/08 01:17 am (UTC)And I'm kind of having a het renaissance, myself, so....I mean, there is a fair amount of good Sam/Jess, or Sam/Jess/Dean (which I really do love, but they're hard to find, given that she's dead and all), and some good crossovers (like I love Dean/Faith)--but really I like the boys best with each other. Even if one (or both) is a girl at the time.
tell me that boy makes a girl *points at icon*
3/26/08 01:57 am (UTC)So maybe I just didn't have as strong an attachment to to guys as we see them onscreen?)
I think that's why I'm into AUs so much? Because I loved SV fic, loved it to death, loved the characters and had *no* idea what they looked like for the longest time. Not being hung up on the show does free you up to enjoy vastly different takes on the characters, yes?
You know...I can feel the curiosity building. Oh well, I'll just blame you! *GRIN*
Re: tell me that boy makes a girl *points at icon*
3/26/08 06:15 am (UTC)Re: tell me that boy makes a girl *points at icon*
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3/26/08 01:21 am (UTC)I didn't want to pick fights with people I don't know in your journal, so I'm just putting it here for the record.
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3/26/08 02:08 am (UTC)Oh my dear, you know that's going to pop up. I am often very hesitant about voicing a strong opinion because in a lot of cases it's taken for open season on whatever the subject is, but you know me. You know I really want to know what makes it good--or bad--for a person.
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3/26/08 12:24 am (UTC)Yes, yes!
I wrote an m-preg once, as support for my friend, but I don't read them, don't like them in general. Men should be men. I'm not wild about cross-dressing, even though a fic or two has touched on it.
To each his own, for sure---what a person reads or likes has no bearing whatsoever on whether I can get along with them--in fact, it can be a lot of fun being with people who have very different likes and dislikes. :)
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3/25/08 11:53 pm (UTC)Oh. Hells. NAH. Not that I feel strongly about it or anything. *g*
I mean, where's the right in that?
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3/26/08 12:28 am (UTC)I enjoy your reasoned and thoughtful response--*snorfle*
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3/26/08 12:25 am (UTC)I can read a limited amount of Lex-in-a-skirt
*giggles madly* Orly? That sounds like a challenge.
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3/26/08 12:37 am (UTC)Wait a minute...you're the one who made me love mad tentacle sex...Hmmm....
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3/26/08 02:35 am (UTC)But perhaps Lex in a skirt will happen some time. And speaking of tenacles, hot off the presses: http://helioshyperion.livejournal.com/10569.html
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3/26/08 12:40 am (UTC)1. self-insert or mary sue
2. writing the popular otp without having to touch teh ghey
In case 1, the girlified character is OOC and might as well be an OC. In case 2.. if they're IC, girlification doesn't add anything to the story so what the hell's the point? So I just don't read them at all. :p
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3/26/08 01:39 am (UTC)2. writing the popular otp without having to touch teh ghey
Well, I'm not sure--maybe self-insert, but I'm thinking it'd be hard to get away with it! Most of the writers I see doing it I know are good writers--some have come from other fandoms, BuffY I think, and those writers were always pretty wild. SV is almost conservative compared to SpN or Buffy, or from what I understand--SGA, lol!
I really suspect it's what's been said before--maybe the incest seems not quite as bad if it's not boys? And still, and most importantly in my mind is Sam=dorky looking girl.
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3/26/08 01:12 am (UTC)I don't understand turning boys into girls and girls into boys unless there's some mystical reason (and plot centric reason) for it. Just making Sam into Dean's sister from the beginning of the series is odd. Maybe the Sam as a girl stories come from all those comments Dean's made about Sam being emo and calling him Samantha occasionally. Or the writers can handle the idea of Wincest but not slash.
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3/26/08 01:44 am (UTC)Sam as a girl is a mystery to me. I'm mostly opposed on the grounds I prefer doinkies to woo-woos in my stories. (those would be the scientific terms for genitalia)
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3/26/08 02:45 am (UTC)I don't understand fic that changes major elements of the story. Like changing boys into girls or taking away major characteristics that make the story work or make the characters who they are. But some people must like it.
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3/26/08 01:30 am (UTC)I see you're not saying anything about looking at pictures of Lex in a skirt and corset and high heals, torturing Clark, eh? ;)
I lurves lol cats. *grins* Because I look at mine and now I know what he's thinking. lol What about bunnies? *grins*
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3/26/08 01:47 am (UTC)No!! No bunnies! But there was one this morning with a grill that made me laugh out loud. And a cardinal LOLthing once that made me almost pee myself. "One day...I will be Pope." Omg, now *that* was funny!!
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3/26/08 01:49 am (UTC)But... look - it's Lexie bunny looking at pictures of Clarkie bunny! hehehehe
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3/26/08 01:50 am (UTC)Also, transgendered issues won't go away just because we don't write about them, and they're downright interesting to explore as well.
When I write a male character into female, I'm not trying to eek away from gay issues, as has been suggested. It's just an area to be explored. I like to write gay pairings more often than not myself. The more penises, the better.
MPreg, also mentioned in above comments, fascinates me. ALSO explored in mainstream medium (as seen here http://pregnantmen.net/sightings/index.html), deals with the unconventional and how characters deal with it, rather than expelling a baby out of your ass, or wherever the author may decide is gonna be the exit point.
To me, it's all about personal interactions, reactions and the coping, which I hope shows in my stories!
:D
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3/26/08 02:20 am (UTC)See? This is why I like to ask these kind of questions from time to time. I have to say, it didn't occur to me that there were valid reasons for writing the males as females. My responses were flippant because that's my default mode. But I can understand that exploring the character in different ways is interesting, fun and maybe even enlightening! I mentioned before my issues with being a girl--mostly a generational thing, I think--that colors my perception of these stories. But, the impulse to write those types of fics probably comes from the same place I trot out these AUs of mine. The Big What If. *G*
Aaaand you know my stand on M-pregs. Few, far between, and only reading those by people I love, no matter how logical the point you make.
However I stand firm on my belief that Sam=Big Ugly Girl.
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3/26/08 05:02 am (UTC):P
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3/26/08 05:20 am (UTC)Hee! Stop me!!
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3/26/08 05:45 am (UTC):D
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3/26/08 02:51 am (UTC)http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/5226340.html
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3/26/08 03:30 am (UTC)If you want girl!fic, pic a *girl* to write about.
Also, i hate it when one of the boys is turned into a girl and s/he is all *tiny* and *pretty* and has a *huge rack* and immediately goes to get makeup and skirts and tampons and a Venus razor.
*gag gag gag*
Gimme a break. If Sam or Dean were suddenly female they would be: six-foot females with short hair and small breasts because, hello - not like either of those boys has a lot of extra mass to move around into *gigantic breasts*!!
/rant.
Sorry.
:)
I luff Lolcats. My cats have expressions on their faces a lot of the times that just make you go o.0 and i love it when someone has a clever caption for it.
:)
*uses cat icon in celebration*
*luffs you muchly*
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3/26/08 03:48 am (UTC)*gag gag gag*
Aaah, that would just be bad writing, because if you're going to switch up your character, it better at least sound logical--and look logical. Yes, they'd be huge women, big muscular broads, unless we just poof it all away with magic? On the other hand, reading Norwich and Hero's responses, I do get the impulse. I always want to know what would happen if the characters had completely different backgrounds, different circumstances in their lives. It's just for me, there's got to be dick with that shake. *what?*
I luff Lolcats.
Um. yeah. Ya'll just go on enjoying yer funny cat pictures.
*you know I love you like OMG!*
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3/26/08 04:02 am (UTC)*is very adamant*
:)
*smishes you*
I know you do! It makes me giddy!
:)
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3/26/08 04:51 am (UTC)I'm at the 5000 word mark with my super slow story, but hey--no pressure, no worry! *G*
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3/26/08 05:04 am (UTC)*story!!*
:)
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3/26/08 07:32 am (UTC)I like lolcats though I also have to confess that the only pets I have had are fish so I probably don't recognize cat dignity.