There are two things (well, a hell of a lot more that two, really...) that I don't understand--lol cats and Sam-is-a-girl stories.
Why is Sam a girl? What for is he female? Because number one--that's one ugly broad. Number two--why??? Explain to me, and I might read those stories. Right now, they just scare me. I can read a limited amount of Lex-in-a-skirt, but gender change stories...not too much.
And the cats just freak me out. There, I said it. They make me all ew and grumpy. But I must admit, inanimate objects with personality can make me laugh. And fish, and other non-fluffy animals. Somehow, it's just cats and dogs I don't like all that much. (as in hell no)
The world was so much simpler when I was a girl.
Why is Sam a girl? What for is he female? Because number one--that's one ugly broad. Number two--why??? Explain to me, and I might read those stories. Right now, they just scare me. I can read a limited amount of Lex-in-a-skirt, but gender change stories...not too much.
And the cats just freak me out. There, I said it. They make me all ew and grumpy. But I must admit, inanimate objects with personality can make me laugh. And fish, and other non-fluffy animals. Somehow, it's just cats and dogs I don't like all that much. (as in hell no)
The world was so much simpler when I was a girl.
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3/26/08 03:48 am (UTC)*gag gag gag*
Aaah, that would just be bad writing, because if you're going to switch up your character, it better at least sound logical--and look logical. Yes, they'd be huge women, big muscular broads, unless we just poof it all away with magic? On the other hand, reading Norwich and Hero's responses, I do get the impulse. I always want to know what would happen if the characters had completely different backgrounds, different circumstances in their lives. It's just for me, there's got to be dick with that shake. *what?*
I luff Lolcats.
Um. yeah. Ya'll just go on enjoying yer funny cat pictures.
*you know I love you like OMG!*
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3/26/08 04:02 am (UTC)*is very adamant*
:)
*smishes you*
I know you do! It makes me giddy!
:)
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3/26/08 04:51 am (UTC)I'm at the 5000 word mark with my super slow story, but hey--no pressure, no worry! *G*
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3/26/08 05:04 am (UTC)*story!!*
:)