Hmmm...

[roxy]

There are two things (well, a hell of a lot more that two, really...) that I don't understand--lol cats and Sam-is-a-girl stories.

Why is Sam a girl? What for is he female? Because number one--that's one ugly broad. Number two--why??? Explain to me, and I might read those stories. Right now, they just scare me. I can read a limited amount of Lex-in-a-skirt, but gender change stories...not too much.

And the cats just freak me out. There, I said it. They make me all ew and grumpy. But I must admit, inanimate objects with personality can make me laugh. And fish, and other non-fluffy animals. Somehow, it's just cats and dogs I don't like all that much. (as in hell no)


The world was so much simpler when I was a girl.

Comments

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

I don't like weird pics of animals deformed. It creeps me out.

I don't understand turning boys into girls and girls into boys unless there's some mystical reason (and plot centric reason) for it. Just making Sam into Dean's sister from the beginning of the series is odd. Maybe the Sam as a girl stories come from all those comments Dean's made about Sam being emo and calling him Samantha occasionally. Or the writers can handle the idea of Wincest but not slash.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Me either--but those cat ones just have the weird spelling and 'humorous' comments that I have to be a lot younger to enjoy and yet--are so insidious that they pop up in my conversations...grrrr.

Sam as a girl is a mystery to me. I'm mostly opposed on the grounds I prefer doinkies to woo-woos in my stories. (those would be the scientific terms for genitalia)

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

LOL Great phrases for genitalia. Someone should write pron using them. ;)

I don't understand fic that changes major elements of the story. Like changing boys into girls or taking away major characteristics that make the story work or make the characters who they are. But some people must like it.