There are two things (well, a hell of a lot more that two, really...) that I don't understand--lol cats and Sam-is-a-girl stories.
Why is Sam a girl? What for is he female? Because number one--that's one ugly broad. Number two--why??? Explain to me, and I might read those stories. Right now, they just scare me. I can read a limited amount of Lex-in-a-skirt, but gender change stories...not too much.
And the cats just freak me out. There, I said it. They make me all ew and grumpy. But I must admit, inanimate objects with personality can make me laugh. And fish, and other non-fluffy animals. Somehow, it's just cats and dogs I don't like all that much. (as in hell no)
The world was so much simpler when I was a girl.
Why is Sam a girl? What for is he female? Because number one--that's one ugly broad. Number two--why??? Explain to me, and I might read those stories. Right now, they just scare me. I can read a limited amount of Lex-in-a-skirt, but gender change stories...not too much.
And the cats just freak me out. There, I said it. They make me all ew and grumpy. But I must admit, inanimate objects with personality can make me laugh. And fish, and other non-fluffy animals. Somehow, it's just cats and dogs I don't like all that much. (as in hell no)
The world was so much simpler when I was a girl.
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3/26/08 01:47 am (UTC)No!! No bunnies! But there was one this morning with a grill that made me laugh out loud. And a cardinal LOLthing once that made me almost pee myself. "One day...I will be Pope." Omg, now *that* was funny!!
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3/26/08 01:49 am (UTC)But... look - it's Lexie bunny looking at pictures of Clarkie bunny! hehehehe
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3/26/08 02:09 am (UTC)