Boy Howdy!!

[roxy]

It's a honkin' big post! All about meeeee!!!!

Can't sleep--hot flashes be killin' me. Hormonal tides are making me into a crazy person. All day today, I was just fucking scary! So effing *NICE* to everyone! Smiling at the customers, laughing at the register...omg, I was like a fucking Stepford Roxy. All sweetness and light, and singing and smiling at babies...this menopause shit is going to kill me. And everyone kept asking if I was okay, and then they asked me if I was going to stay that way...yah, fuck you too, I replied. And felt a little better...*GRIN* I need a haircut in the worse way. The longer my hair gets, the more little kids want to talk to me. I guess I look more like Santa's wife or something. I'm all 'yeah, nice little kid--where's yer mom so I can kick her in the neck for leaving you here?' nah, kidding--(i know how touchy ya'll are getting out there)

In fannish stuff--shhhh! Any more whining and groaning oh noes and I'll tell you all about my sex life in graphic detail and bearing in mind my age...that's better. So EOtS, I'm feeling all triumphant--you may high five me if you choose (mind you, i'll laugh at you but...) I spent most of last night writing this awful, horrible eye-squinching bit of Wade and Lex's New Years Eve, wow. It was bad. I sat back and thought whoa--sick. *BIGGRIN* I'm feeling pretty good about it, yeah. And then I went back and deleted most of it and toned it waaaaaaay down, and I'm even more pleased. As someone much wiser than me said (i think it was myownghost) it's not really necessary to show all the icky squirmy bits (well, she said something like that) so I didn't. It's enough to know I still can. *shrugs* What can I say? Yer Mother has rare moments. ;)

So, on my list to do!

1) Get those boys into a threesome! I decided that (This Title Is) Coming Soon will
stick.

2) Get cracking on that Change The Smallville History thing...wish I remembered more about it...

3) Make crazy love to my Smallville Kids challenge answer--is so much fun! Thanks justforspite! For helping me out and also, for making my brain run around squeeing lke a mad thing--your Postcards From Hell is so fuuuuuuuuucking brilliant! how do you *do* that?

4) Be all stupid for love and try to come up with an idea for an m-preg. *growlmutterwhackself*

5) Wish you guys a good day--so many of you really really deserve it! I'm thinking of you all. Kisses to everyone who needs one.

Comments

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

M-PREG!!!!!!!


\o/

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*GROWL*

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

Seriously, you're so brave!!

:D

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

wiser?! *looks at self in mirror, shakes gray head*

did you let anyone else read the wade new year's eve thing before revising it? was it reeeeally painful? i find when i write sex scenes (which i don't much any more), i naturally elide over the squishy, squeaky details, out of some weird reticence, or maybe just the sense that i don't have enough experience to write realistically. *wonders about roxy's sex life*

heh heh heh

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Nope--I just straight up wrote a thousand words of Alex getting tortured. It was reeeeeeeally painful and not much about sex, because Wade is not really about sex.

I think most of us leave out the squishy parts--sex realistic is a lot stickier than fanfic. Not ot mention clumsier and gigglier. I mean, do we really want to know the aftermath of buttsex? Nooooo, most of us don't. My sex life is really pretty tame--tsk! age makes you behave. *g*

[danceswithgary]

I'll take my kiss - Thanks!

*HUGS*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

My pleasure!!

[epeters.livejournal.com]

*HIGH-FIVE*

I just started hot-flashes. I'm trying to train them to come when I want them to; like at night, when my feet are cold. So far--not yet. lol

Hope your day is fab!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't that be great? Instead of suddenly face-planting and moaning and cursing...or is that just me?

[epeters.livejournal.com]

or is that just me?
No, that about covers it. lol
I lept at a co-worker last week when she proceeded to tell me of her menopausal experience. She began with, "..it started when I was 39, blah, blah, blah..and then when I was about 44..." That's when I disturbed the lunch room by shouting. "FIVE YEARS!!?? I HAVE TO DO THIS OF FIVE YEARS" My face turned pretty red at the time but most folks just thought I was "flashin' again". :)

[lexalicious70.livejournal.com]

MPREG!! WOOT!! No one is cuter pregnant than Lex!!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I'll try. I haven't done a pregnant Lex before....

[lexalicious70.livejournal.com]

I just signed up for an mpreg challenge this morning! I LOVE making Lex pregnant!

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

1 - Yay!!!! Threesome!!!!! *does crazy happy dance* *snuggle*hug*grope*kiss* I'm totally in love the with title too. *giggles*

4-heheheh MPreg!!! *giggles hysterically*

5-Awww!!! Never too many Roxy Kisses! *plants big wet smooch on you*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Heeee! *HUGS YOU SO HARD*

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

Well, I hope those boys cooperate with ya. Today's my day off from work, so I'll *fingers crossed* be writing and polishing up a storm. Tonight's your date night, right? So, hopefully when you check tomorrow, you'll see some update(s) from me.

Wishing you well, right back, roxy. Thanks so much for the hug! *squeezes your surprisingly cheerful self*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

If there are updates, I will be *so* happy!! *crosses fingers too*

[supercaptain182.livejournal.com]

*hugs Ms. Roxy*

You need some love. Well, I hope your plans go alright. I've been thinking a lot about the M-preg challenge too. Part of me wants to write about Clark being stuck between three men: Lex, Bruce, and Whitney. *g*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

GO WITH THAT PART!!!

Clark goes with all of them so well! Doooo eeeeeeeeet!

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

I love reading your posts about dealing with the public. It makes me feel better when I want to fly over the counter and thwap the hell out of someone. :D

Threesomes...I've always wanted to write one, but never had the guts to actually get to the smutty stuff.

I had an idea waaaaaaaaaay back for m-preg but since it's not my cup of tea, I never ran with it. But it was crack, so you probably don't want me to share the bunny.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

It makes me feel better when I want to fly over the counter and thwap the hell out of someone. :D

Imagines that and smiiiiiiiiles.

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

LOL That's what my co-workers and I say is going to happen one of these days. Probably on a full moon coz that's when all the wackos come in. Some day I'm just going to climb over the counter and...

:D I'm a good kitty. ;)

[dawnybee.livejournal.com]

I'm all 'yeah, nice little kid--where's yer mom so I can kick her in the neck for leaving you here?' nah, kidding--(i know how touchy ya'll are getting out there)

Sometimes people need to get kicked in the necks. I mean, they bring it on theirselves.

At least that's what I plan to tell the po-pos when they pick me up for actually stomping on someone.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

My baby! See, this is why I love you so!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*shnuggles*

[tabaqui]

Awwwwww!
*pet pet pet pet pet*
Have you tried this?
http://www.femhealth.com/MacaRoot.html

Might help. I'm gonna get some for my mom.....
*smooooooches you*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

hmmm...*strokes chin* frankly, I'm a little worried that it increases libido....

*grins, hugs*

[tabaqui]

*snickers*