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Writer's Block: Memo to Myself
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1) Kill that guy your sister is going to marry. Trust me, it will be worth it to do the time. Here, you hold the gun while I get the axe.
2) Have a lot more sex. Refractory time is a bitch.
3) Don't worry, you're not going to kill the kid. Really. And try not to drop her in the crib like she's a football.
4) Seriously, when people say they like you, they mean it.
5) fucking five dollars a week, you cheap bitch--you can spare that much into your savings.
1) Kill that guy your sister is going to marry. Trust me, it will be worth it to do the time. Here, you hold the gun while I get the axe.
2) Have a lot more sex. Refractory time is a bitch.
3) Don't worry, you're not going to kill the kid. Really. And try not to drop her in the crib like she's a football.
4) Seriously, when people say they like you, they mean it.
5) fucking five dollars a week, you cheap bitch--you can spare that much into your savings.
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I'd tell my younger self: don't date him! And not him either. Oh, no, not that one.
Snerk.
Oh, and: Don't get those cats at the pound. Not the cats!
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thank goodness, I never had a 'oh god, don't date that one'. Or the wrong cats. I did pass up a beautiful cat I shouldn't have.
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I wish I'd started saving sooner also. Damn, I have so little saved now. It's quite embarrassing. I'm so bad off, I'd have to go live with my dad if I lost my job. I'd have to move in with him the very next day, in fact.
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Dear self,
You're gay. Stop feeling bad because boys don't like you, and start getting girls while you're still frisky.
:P
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4) yeah, and yeah. that's always been a tough one for me, too. you say you like me today. will you still like me tomorrow? how about the day after that?
we'll still like you even next week, roxy. :)
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:)
Go to college. For fuck's sake. Go. To. College.
And don't let Cat have a freaking credit card.
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junoir college and tech school 'cause I was impatient--should have gone on. And in my case, don't let Roxy have a credit card, oy!! Hence my impoverished, cardless state now.
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Awwwwww--was phys ed bad to you? *hughug*
*G*
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Phys Ed? Aaarrgghh. Phys Ed was both the most miserable and most useless class I was ever forced to participate in...not to mention the only class I was ever thrown out of (if only for a day) AND the only class where I was ever physically assaulted by the teacher. I finally refused to take it at all in my last semester of high school, but if I could go back and make a change, I'd refuse to take it the first time they tried to force it down my throat (which must have been in first grade), and go on refusing EVERY semester of EVERY year. *digs heels in stubbornly*
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