oh my friends, Yer Mother is a raging idiot

[roxy]

If I could write porn, I'd be posting the last bit of my Clitney story. :(

Also, I really outed myself at work today because I have no fucking filters and I say stuff out loud and in places I shouldn't. Oy. What an ass. I wonder if they'll buy sudden senility? At least it's celebrate diversity month at work...again, oy.

Comments

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL! Sadly, pretty much what you see is what you get! I've got no interesting secret life going on--though I could make one up...*G* Oh wait, I guess I am having the secret life as a porn writing little old lady. ;)

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

We already knew that secret so it's not something you haven't told us.

I kind of want you to make up that life. It would be awesome.

I never outed myself at the office. Everyone thought I was a good sweet girl that didn't even know how to spell sex.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Everyone thought I was a good sweet girl that didn't even know how to spell sex.

AHAHAAHAHAAHAAA!!!!!

I mean, oh? Really?

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

:P

I missed out on all the best pervy emails. *pouts*