oh my friends, Yer Mother is a raging idiot

[roxy]

If I could write porn, I'd be posting the last bit of my Clitney story. :(

Also, I really outed myself at work today because I have no fucking filters and I say stuff out loud and in places I shouldn't. Oy. What an ass. I wonder if they'll buy sudden senility? At least it's celebrate diversity month at work...again, oy.

Comments

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

*snuggles*

Poor roxy kid. Here. Have some nice Jared!iconage.

[obsidian-rai.livejournal.com]

I am most definitely obsessed. When I saw what you wrote my mind immediately thought 'Jared Leto'. *giggles* Pretty icon, though. ;)

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

Ah! Well, he is also a fine looking Jared. Those J-boys. Mmmm. And may I return the compliment on *your* icon, m'dear? Very, very pretty! ;)

[obsidian-rai.livejournal.com]

*grins* Why, thank you. I can't take the credit for anything outside of finding it. So pretty. Jared is my hero.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Jared always makes it better! :)

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

You outed yourself? Roxy is there something you haven't told us?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL! Sadly, pretty much what you see is what you get! I've got no interesting secret life going on--though I could make one up...*G* Oh wait, I guess I am having the secret life as a porn writing little old lady. ;)

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

We already knew that secret so it's not something you haven't told us.

I kind of want you to make up that life. It would be awesome.

I never outed myself at the office. Everyone thought I was a good sweet girl that didn't even know how to spell sex.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Everyone thought I was a good sweet girl that didn't even know how to spell sex.

AHAHAAHAHAAHAAA!!!!!

I mean, oh? Really?

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

:P

I missed out on all the best pervy emails. *pouts*

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

Awww! *tries to inspire the porn muses*

Thankfully, I only work with one person... my boss. And he knows how... erm... odd I am. lol

*hugs*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, your icon is helping, my goodness!


It makes it so easy when everyone knows! LOL!

[obsidian-rai.livejournal.com]

*snugs* I did that at my last job. I blame the drugs. *shakes head* By the time I left there people thought I was verrrry weird.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, I have nothing to blame but my big, smart-ass mouth! Oh well, there wasn't much left of my rep anyway, lol!

And HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YOU!!!!!! HIII!!! *HUGHUG*

[obsidian-rai.livejournal.com]

HI!!! *hugs back* I have missed you. How is life?

[chemm80]

I knew there was a reason I friended you. I also am congenitally lacking in filters. To the point that I warn for it in my LJ bio.

I have coworkers who know that I'm bisexual and at least one who knows I write foursome porn about recently married acting folk. But you know what? I'm 48 years old and I'm really sick of worrying about what people think of me, so I just don't do it anymore. What are they gonna do, fire you for being a pervert?

Really...fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaa!!! I was feeling a little omg about it until I read your comment and was like fuck yeah, fuck em if they can't deal! Thanks for putting everything into perspective! *G*

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

maybe at least some of those who heard you will find it charming and lovable. like we do.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

heheheheheheee! I'm going to work that charming and lovable thing hard as I can! Heck yeah!! *GGG*

[tabaqui]

Dude! You must say what you said at work. I want to knooooooooooooooow!!
:)

And, you know, i have a hard time with filters, myself. Especially if people are being raging asshats.

Stop calling it Clitney. Please, please, i beg of you.
*hides*

[chemm80]

I second both of these emotions.

That word...dudes...most of what I write is porn, with a good portion of het and mixed threesomes, but that word--you know what I'm talkin about--I rarely use it because it just makes me want to gag. And not in a good way. *shudders*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

really? Hunh! That word doesn't bother me too much, mostly because I have no substitute for it. I really hate the other c-word. Hate it.

Anyhoo, when I do post my Whit/Clark story, just for you and tabaqui I'll refrain from using a smashup pairing on it. ;)

[chemm80]

Well, that's the problem, and why I do use the word occasionally. "Hard nub" and "the center of her" will only take you so far. And "the little man in the boat" inspires more hysteria than arousal, I find, so...

Also hate the other c-word. Wait...we're still talking about girls, right?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

hahaha! Okay, so what happened was, one of the girls said she was going to Comic Con, and James Marsters was supposed to be attending and I lost my mind--whined and pouted about missing him, and said 'I'm going to a con too, but all I'm going to be doing is talking about the buttsex. Okay, see ya, gotta clock out.'

To say there was a stunned silence is kind of an understatement. Ha! It didn't occur to me until I was out the door to think, 'hey, you just shouted that in the office area, where it's possible your boss and her boss were hard at work...oy' HAHA! This doesn't happen to most people!

The chick going to Comic Con was cool—she just said, wait, you drop buttsex and leave, just like that? Lol! I love that girl!

Anyway, in the light of a new day, it's nit the worst thing I've ever said at work. And chemm80 said it right—fuck'em if they can't take a joke!

And, you know, i have a hard time with filters, myself. Especially if people are being raging asshats.

see, but you say pointy things that make sense and enlighten. I just kind of barf wackiness.

And I can't not call it Clitney! how are my SV peeps going to know I'm writing about Whitney and Clark??? *eg*

[tabaqui]

BWEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Dude. I luff. There is nothing wrong with Buttsex in the work environment!!

:)

Call it Wark. Call it Clatney. Something, anything!!
*flails8

*gazes at icon*
Yesssssss.....


AND AND....if your SV peeps don't know that you're writing the great Whitney/Clark pornification, than they are *not paying attention*.
Sheesh. :)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*FALLS DOWN LAUGHING*

Okay, my dear--for you, anything! No more Cl****y at RoseLand, lol! Clatney sounds like intestinal distress, though,

[tabaqui]

*snickers madly*

Or an STD.

*smooooooch*

[chemm80]

...and I lost my mind--whined and pouted about missing him, and said 'I'm going to a con too, but all I'm going to be doing is talking about the buttsex. Okay, see ya, gotta clock out.'

I am laughing my ass off right now. How come I never get the awesome coworkers?

The chick going to Comic Con was cool

I think that sort of goes without saying, or at least that she's probably cooler than the rest of the boring coworker-type folk, just because she's going in the first place. Or hell...even knows what it is.

Also? If everyone else is going to use hot naked guys for icons, so'm I. :P

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Go with the flow! :)

[chemm80]

And I can't not call it Clitney! how are my SV peeps going to know I'm writing about Whitney and Clark??? *eg*

Dude...disturbing. And when SPN people think something is disturbing, man, you've crossed a line. I'm just sayin'

I do have one question, though...I've never watched SV (probably would have if I hadn't been raising the kids when it started, back in my pre-TV days), but am I to assume that...um, this pairing of which you speak...is what's going on in your icon? And would this Whitney be played by one Justin Hartley? Because I might have to start reading the...Pairing Which Shall Not Be Named if that is the case. Again, I'm just sayin'

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

SPN people think something is disturbing, man, you've crossed a line. I'm just sayin'

*falls down laughing*

The Clark/Whitney pairing, yep--in my icon, by the incredibly talented lapetite_kiki!

Justin Hartely, no, no, though I did kill him slowly and painfully in one fic. Whitney is played by Eric Johnson who played Sam's friend Bradey. I love writing him! I totally fucked his character, he's completely OOC to the Whitney character on the show. My Whit is either an alll american jock or a slut. It's all fun! I'm working up to writing Bradey. He's my kind of character!

Also, your icon--hot like fiyah!

[chemm80]

Whitney is played by Eric Johnson who played Sam's friend Bradey.

Oh, cool! Six degrees of Supernatural. I've been watching old eps of SPN and I keep seeing actors that were in season 1 that are in other stuff now. Like Cory Monteith--Finn on Glee--got eaten by the Wendigo in the second episode of SPN ever. And Nicolas D'agosto who was recently in that awful cheerleader movie with Danneel Harris (Fired Up, I think?) was the scared kid in Asylum.

Also, have you read any Sam/Brady fic? I've seen at least one really good one, made a podfic of it, even.

That's right...Hartley played a character named Oliver, yeah? I only know him because he makes an occasional appearance in some of the RPF fic I read. And he's kinda beautiful.

And yeah, that icon is nice, but you have a much nicer collection, m'dear. *points*

There--have we followed enough tangents to their [il]logical conclusions? :D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

lol! It was a hell of an intersting ride!

Ah my shows shot in Canada. It's like Old Home Week all the time.