oh my friends, Yer Mother is a raging idiot

[roxy]

If I could write porn, I'd be posting the last bit of my Clitney story. :(

Also, I really outed myself at work today because I have no fucking filters and I say stuff out loud and in places I shouldn't. Oy. What an ass. I wonder if they'll buy sudden senility? At least it's celebrate diversity month at work...again, oy.

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[chemm80]

Well, that's the problem, and why I do use the word occasionally. "Hard nub" and "the center of her" will only take you so far. And "the little man in the boat" inspires more hysteria than arousal, I find, so...

Also hate the other c-word. Wait...we're still talking about girls, right?