smallville, the shallow report :)

[roxy]

Nice throw back to first season Clark in the beginning--the adora-geek at the newsstand. And I can totally get why Clark wouldn't want to go there again. Clark understands that he's a reasonably attractive guy, and that some women like to look at him. He's grown into his body, and he's not all over the map anymore--and I say this looking at it strictly from Clark's POV. He had no idea he was attractive until Lois, I think. With Lana he was so incredibly grateful that someone he considered above his pay-grade wanted to be with him--pffft. Still, when he played Awkward!Clark, he played the hell out of it. And pointing at Thomas--Thomas, omg, that was *fantastic*!!! And not only did he manage to find a *phone booth* But he made that switch-a-roo look fresh! Ah,what the hell--Clark was amazing this whole ep!

Booster Gold, by the by, was the KING of assholes! What a wonderful job and a pleasure to watch!


Lois--such a busybody. Lois is all about the wanting to help but then kind of twisting it off-center. Of course, because she's Lois it always works out in the end. You know, that's one of the things that used to get on my damn nerves with Silver Age Lois too...

♥Things I took away from this ep: Clark seems to have a real understanding now what a hero is. What he told Booster Gold was exactly what he should have said--remember how we booed Bo Kent? Well...*koff*
He let Booster fix his own problem--good job that.
Clark can make the glasses look hot like fetish gear! Ha--big black GI frames just make me all pink-cheeked and a little sweaty...*blush* In fact, Thomas is scary sexy. God, give me a canteen, some rope and some baby oil and I'd scale that boy like a mountain....

♥Things that made me laugh but not 'cause they wanted me to: Scarab boy. HAHAHAHAAA!!! He looked like an outtake from a Saturday morning cartoon--a 1970s Saturday morning cartoon.

Comments

[itsaslashything.livejournal.com]

I'll say it again...if aliens really looked like Thomas, we would willingly surrender and offer ourselves up as sex slaves! Women and gay men worldwide would celebrate...and frankly...I think even the most devout of straight men would begin to question their sexuality! LOL

The boy is perfection personified!

And he rocked this episode, both in front of and behind the camera!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

HI SEXY CLARK IN A CHAIR!!! ROWRRRRR!!!

Child, if aliens looked like Thomas, *all* the boys and girls would be lining up, begging to be probed!

How our little boy has grown! *BEAMS*

[bluemeridian]

*butts in*

But the dark side alternative is Lex!

I'm just sayin' that I can see where Metropolis residents would have a problem deciding, ya know?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

if we had to choose between Lex and the alien...*explodes*

...hmmm. That could be a problem.

[bonehed.livejournal.com]

What's with this choosing thing? Now sharing - that's what I'm talking about!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

look at you, with all your wisdom! YES! The perfect choice! :)