smallville, the shallow report :)

[roxy]

Nice throw back to first season Clark in the beginning--the adora-geek at the newsstand. And I can totally get why Clark wouldn't want to go there again. Clark understands that he's a reasonably attractive guy, and that some women like to look at him. He's grown into his body, and he's not all over the map anymore--and I say this looking at it strictly from Clark's POV. He had no idea he was attractive until Lois, I think. With Lana he was so incredibly grateful that someone he considered above his pay-grade wanted to be with him--pffft. Still, when he played Awkward!Clark, he played the hell out of it. And pointing at Thomas--Thomas, omg, that was *fantastic*!!! And not only did he manage to find a *phone booth* But he made that switch-a-roo look fresh! Ah,what the hell--Clark was amazing this whole ep!

Booster Gold, by the by, was the KING of assholes! What a wonderful job and a pleasure to watch!


Lois--such a busybody. Lois is all about the wanting to help but then kind of twisting it off-center. Of course, because she's Lois it always works out in the end. You know, that's one of the things that used to get on my damn nerves with Silver Age Lois too...

♥Things I took away from this ep: Clark seems to have a real understanding now what a hero is. What he told Booster Gold was exactly what he should have said--remember how we booed Bo Kent? Well...*koff*
He let Booster fix his own problem--good job that.
Clark can make the glasses look hot like fetish gear! Ha--big black GI frames just make me all pink-cheeked and a little sweaty...*blush* In fact, Thomas is scary sexy. God, give me a canteen, some rope and some baby oil and I'd scale that boy like a mountain....

♥Things that made me laugh but not 'cause they wanted me to: Scarab boy. HAHAHAHAAA!!! He looked like an outtake from a Saturday morning cartoon--a 1970s Saturday morning cartoon.

Comments

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

HI SEXY CLARK IN A CHAIR!!! ROWRRRRR!!!

Child, if aliens looked like Thomas, *all* the boys and girls would be lining up, begging to be probed!

How our little boy has grown! *BEAMS*

[bluemeridian]

*butts in*

But the dark side alternative is Lex!

I'm just sayin' that I can see where Metropolis residents would have a problem deciding, ya know?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

if we had to choose between Lex and the alien...*explodes*

...hmmm. That could be a problem.

[bonehed.livejournal.com]

What's with this choosing thing? Now sharing - that's what I'm talking about!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

look at you, with all your wisdom! YES! The perfect choice! :)