Jared Who? *puzzle*

[roxy]

As you all know, I try to be a tolerant person. Say what you will about me, I'm known far and wide for my tolerance. Many's the time I've been oh, let's say, in line waiting to buy a coffee, and someone's said, Say, aren't you MizzRose, famous for her tolerance?"

"Why yes," I answer shyly, with that little twinkle in my eye (that comes mainly from not being able to see a damn thing ) "I am she."

"Wow," they say, "you're really tolerant."

In other words, you can bother the family goat, swipe change from little old ladies, dress like a Rockette and offer your goodies on a street corner and I'll just smile with benevolent tolerance, you may even squeal about...*takes huge breath and counts to ten*...Lana and I'm still your girl. *wheeeeeeeeeeeeew-koff*

But this--this Jared guy? I don't get it.

I just can't see it. Mind you, I like the show very much. Like Sam and Dean very much. I can even read the strange and incestuous fic and enjoy it very much. (since when did it become okay to boink your sib? Not saying I have anything against that kind of fic because-*koff-blush-mumble* may have written incest fic some myself) But he's just hello, stunningly average. I'm tripping over guys that look like him every day at Target. We practically shovel them out the door there are so many of them.

What's up with that ladies? I'm really curious. Tell me why!

Mind you, I am the person that loved Riley (and still do) with a love that surpassed all else, and if you're into Buffy, that's comparable to saying OMIGAWD!LANA AND LEX SO MEANT TO BE!! in a roomfull of Clexers.

Yeah. So my point here is I like coffee and I'm willing to wait for it...wait--that wasn't it....

eta:boy, I'm having no luck today, sorry!

Comments

[onelittlesleep.livejournal.com]

omg, I loved Riley too! Thank God, I thought I was the only one. My sister's still squick out everytime we watch Riley eps together, because of that one time I was like "D'aaaawww, Riileeey! So cute!" and they were like "*gasp* eewwww!"

Yeah...Jared. He's *pree-tay*. I thought he was weird looking at first. Obviously, Jensen is the default pretty on the show. Right? Jared is kind of goofy looking. What's up with that nose? And his head is big.

But he has this soft voice, this cadence that he uses as Sam (as Sam talking to Dean) that's reminiscent of a sweet, teenage camp counseler. lol. And that's hot, somehow? omfg, that's so bad...I totally kink out on that.

He's also just so very tall. And he's one of those boys who...um. Okay, I'm not going to put this lightly. He's one of those boys who is all dick. Not all overt sexuality (like MR), but all dick in the sense that..lol, um...he's just *obvious*. Some boys you can just look at and *know* what's going on in their levis. All of Jared's facial expressions and sensitivity and sweetness and flush make me think, damn...he's probably just so lovely and beautifully responsive...

okay. I'm ashamed. Later.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

All dick, hunh? yeah, I think I know exactly what you mean.

And may I say your kink is so cute! Remember, here at Story Time, there's never a reason to be ashamed. Because Mizz Roxy is a big giant FRICK--and anytime she acts embarrassed, it's just that--an act. *bigcheesygrin*