Jared Who? *puzzle*

[roxy]

As you all know, I try to be a tolerant person. Say what you will about me, I'm known far and wide for my tolerance. Many's the time I've been oh, let's say, in line waiting to buy a coffee, and someone's said, Say, aren't you MizzRose, famous for her tolerance?"

"Why yes," I answer shyly, with that little twinkle in my eye (that comes mainly from not being able to see a damn thing ) "I am she."

"Wow," they say, "you're really tolerant."

In other words, you can bother the family goat, swipe change from little old ladies, dress like a Rockette and offer your goodies on a street corner and I'll just smile with benevolent tolerance, you may even squeal about...*takes huge breath and counts to ten*...Lana and I'm still your girl. *wheeeeeeeeeeeeew-koff*

But this--this Jared guy? I don't get it.

I just can't see it. Mind you, I like the show very much. Like Sam and Dean very much. I can even read the strange and incestuous fic and enjoy it very much. (since when did it become okay to boink your sib? Not saying I have anything against that kind of fic because-*koff-blush-mumble* may have written incest fic some myself) But he's just hello, stunningly average. I'm tripping over guys that look like him every day at Target. We practically shovel them out the door there are so many of them.

What's up with that ladies? I'm really curious. Tell me why!

Mind you, I am the person that loved Riley (and still do) with a love that surpassed all else, and if you're into Buffy, that's comparable to saying OMIGAWD!LANA AND LEX SO MEANT TO BE!! in a roomfull of Clexers.

Yeah. So my point here is I like coffee and I'm willing to wait for it...wait--that wasn't it....

eta:boy, I'm having no luck today, sorry!

Comments

[ingridmatthews.livejournal.com]

I'm such a n00b I keep mixing them up. Is Jared Sam or Dean? Because Dean is hawtness, but mostly because he's Dean.

Who is hot. *loves on new default*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Let me see--Sam is Jared and he is not hot--Dean is the hot one. *nods* But only because he has pretty eyes and lips. And cheekbones. And also body. You know. But other than that....

[quiet--tiger.livejournal.com]

*Shrugs* I liked Riley. He wasn't my most favorite character of all time (that would be Spike, of course), but he was cute, and he had Buffy's interests at heart until he went all crazy. Better than that Parker guy. And she and Angel were never Meant2B because of the whole curse thingy. But I know that the DIE HARD Buffy fans hate him with a passion, I guess the way some of us wish Lana would throw herself off a bridge.

(And I assume you're talking about Supernatural, which I've never seen 'cause it's against House and I've always been out on Tuesdays), so I really can't address anything related to the point of your post. But you are cool.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, well, Spike was cooler, but Spike was cooler than everybody. But Riley had this wounded puppy look that called out to the Dom in me--oops, I meant...*koff*. And Parker was a jerk-off. Period. Scott---remember him?--he was the heart breaker and by the way, was gay--canon! *snorfle*

Yeah, Supernatural. It's sucked me into the TV show but not the fandom. I can feel it breathing on the back of my neck. *shivers*

And also, you are cool! ;)

I Liked Riley...

[valentinemichel.livejournal.com]

Honestly? A lot of gals don't find Jared hot. He's tall though, with sometimes good hair (that sadly hides the acre of forehead), and as Sam, well, he's *sensitive*.

Man, it's a good thing I'm typing this. I couldn't even *type* that sensitive thing with a straight face. But fangirls? Love a guy who can kick ass and then make with the angst.

Hmm, how 'bout this: you pair Jared with Jensen, and whoa! we've got ignition. JSquared, baby. That? Works for me. *g*

Re: I Liked Riley...

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I must confess the very few fics I've read have been so good, I'm afraid to read more. I read in a ton of fandoms but only write in one--have only really been moved to write in one but something about this SpN--very seductive. But you have to smoosh those two together or you've got-- blaaarh.

[ptite-mimi.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I definitely agree with you on this one. Dean is really, really hot, Jensen is hot, Sam is kinda cute mostly because of his relationship with his brother, but Jared ? I really don't see it. He's not bad looking, he's fine, but really, that's it. And I saw pictures where his hair was shorter, and he looked rather weird.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Right? He's like any bagboy at the Stop and Shop. Nice, friendly, even kind of sweet but hot? Nooot so much.

[frelling-tralk.livejournal.com]

Jensen is hot. Jared is not

[frelling-tralk.livejournal.com]

Sam is sort of cute when he's with Dean. But that's probably Dean's hotness rubbing off on him.

[strlingdragnfly.livejournal.com]

Haven't a clue since I don't watch the show.

since when did it become okay to boink your sib? Hey, from what I saw when I was living in WV, it was highly in fashion! (just kidding, although with some of the people I knew there, ya had to wonder!)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Hey, from what I saw when I was living in WV, it was highly in fashion!
*falls down laughing*

[beeej.livejournal.com]

I do so agree with you. Jared is cute, and I like his character, and I like the show, but personally - he does nothing for me. He's no Michael Rosenbaum. ;)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Mikey--nothing tops a Mikey! Not even Tom, not even Blucas, not even Marsters. Mostley because they're all bottoms but still....

[mskatej.livejournal.com]

When I started imagining him having sex and that combined with his voice, which is just dirty, he became incredibly sexually attractive to me. But you can't fancy everybody so if he's not your type he's not your type. However, I encourage you to watch SPN and imagine Sam having sex. You're bound to fall for him eventually (it happens to everyone).

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*whispers* I know--that's what I'm afraid of!

[mahaliem.livejournal.com]

At first Jared did absolutely nothing for me. Slowly, however, he began to grow on me. And then I saw some pics of him in a sleeveless white t-shirt with his gorgeous arms bare and was amazed.

Under all those clothes they dress him in, he has a very nice body. Very nice.

I still adore Jensen the most but Jared is definitely attractive.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Sssh! shh! Don't say that! I swan, I'll spork my own eyes out if I start looking at that boy and thinking naughty thoughts....

[teot.livejournal.com]

I'm so out of it that I thought you were talking about SV for a sec. And I was all, "Who the hell is Jared? Did I miss something essential in the last episode? Oh my God, I am so out of the loop!" But then, I er, figured it out.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I'm just trying to figure out what it is.

This is my clever ploy to keep those brothers at arms length. Some part of me knows that if I let it--*looks all shifty-eyed over her shoulder* it'll suck me right up.

[tabaqui]

No, Sam's not all that. But.
Put him with Dean and omg.
Yissssss.
Dude.
*bounce*

It's the combo. It's like - like - chips without salsa. Duuuuull. But add some spicy tomatos and chilies??
Whooooooot!!!

*come, join me on the dark side*
*tempts*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I *might* be willing to admit that the two together might be kind of warming...maybe. Maaaaybe.

[beet]

I don't know nuthin 'about any Jared but the guy in my program...

But hey!

Riley was from Iowa! Like me!
That makes him extra special.
Just like another Reilly - Radar O'Reilly.
;P

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Okay but Radar and Riley should never be mentioned in the same breath...*shudder* It does awful awful things to me and I find a horrible god-awful bunny sliming towards me...*slaps self*

[jadedsilver.livejournal.com]

Um, omg, where is your Target?? *_*

Clearly, I'm in the minority as Jensen does absolutely nothing for me, but Jared - well, I wouldn't classify him as hotness on the level of MR, but man, I so wouldn't kick him out of bed. *g*

Also, have you ever seen the UK promo for SPN? Two words: Jared. Writhing. *combusts just thinking about it*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Clearly, I am so out of the loop. THese boys are the next best thing to silced bread, I'm seeing.

Um, omg, where is your Target?? *_*

Oh, man, you should see my neighborhood Friendly's. MR's twin works there. It takes all my will power not to go for a sundae every day!

And sadly, I have seen no writhing. would it help?

[onelittlesleep.livejournal.com]

omg, I loved Riley too! Thank God, I thought I was the only one. My sister's still squick out everytime we watch Riley eps together, because of that one time I was like "D'aaaawww, Riileeey! So cute!" and they were like "*gasp* eewwww!"

Yeah...Jared. He's *pree-tay*. I thought he was weird looking at first. Obviously, Jensen is the default pretty on the show. Right? Jared is kind of goofy looking. What's up with that nose? And his head is big.

But he has this soft voice, this cadence that he uses as Sam (as Sam talking to Dean) that's reminiscent of a sweet, teenage camp counseler. lol. And that's hot, somehow? omfg, that's so bad...I totally kink out on that.

He's also just so very tall. And he's one of those boys who...um. Okay, I'm not going to put this lightly. He's one of those boys who is all dick. Not all overt sexuality (like MR), but all dick in the sense that..lol, um...he's just *obvious*. Some boys you can just look at and *know* what's going on in their levis. All of Jared's facial expressions and sensitivity and sweetness and flush make me think, damn...he's probably just so lovely and beautifully responsive...

okay. I'm ashamed. Later.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

All dick, hunh? yeah, I think I know exactly what you mean.

And may I say your kink is so cute! Remember, here at Story Time, there's never a reason to be ashamed. Because Mizz Roxy is a big giant FRICK--and anytime she acts embarrassed, it's just that--an act. *bigcheesygrin*

[supercaptain182.livejournal.com]

I watch the show for Dean. Jensen is so snarky he can get a laugh out of me and make me care about the show. Jared ...not so much. Maybe I have an older brother fetish. Sam/ Jared doesn't do it for me. I don't find him particularly attractive, but the show and the fic stands on its own.

So, I'm wit ya, Ms. Roxy.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Yes, the fic can be rather...warming. *koff*

[stone-princess.livejournal.com]

You don't like this Jared (http://stone-princess.livejournal.com/428784.html)? Clearly you haven't spent enough time looking at his huge hands and imagining what he could do with them. Though I'm staunchly a Jensen girl myself, those hands (and arms) do give a girl dirty thoughts.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Damn. *blink blink* Damn. Hokey smokes. Okay, I'm kind of speechless. He's actually--hot in those pics. Really hot. *be all shocked*

[tzi.livejournal.com]

Don't feel bad. =D I don't get it either. He's just not my kinda boy ^_~ Pretty, yes. Quite pretty. Jensen is the one who's uberhot, if you ask me, but. *cough* I mean, I'm sure he appeals especially to girls who like whiny emo boys but, you know. Every girl's got her type.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

You know...*blush* stone_princess just showed me some pics of the boy, all kinda grimy and sweaty and stuff...

Waaaaaah! I'm an easily distracted hooor!

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

*nods*
The boy does nothing for me either.

AND Jensen carries the show on his back.

Peace out.

:P

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Wha--wha-- no commenting! WRITING!! Creating stunning works of porn!!

[coneyislandbaby]

I think it's because he's next to Jensen. If you had Jared next to someone like... *pulls name out of the air* James Van Der Beek, there'd be no question as which was the hottest (at least if you were me...), but when he's next to Jensen there is no competition.

Of course, I've only really got into him when RPGing with him and the fellow in my icon... *coughs*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

My goodness, who is that fellow? Nice bone structure. *G*

[dawnybee.livejournal.com]

//I'm tripping over guys that look like him every day at Target. We practically shovel them out the door there are so many of them.//
LMAO! I heart you.

I know for me I go back and forth on Jared, but it's like that guy you know who you can't stand and at every turn for no reason you just say to anyone near "I hate him. Really, I can't stand him. Why if his eyebrows were on fire, I wouldn't spit on him to put them out." Then for some reason the feelings turn and then you want to have really hardcore shake the walls I-hate-you-sex with him. Then you kick him out right aftrwards. But that's just my relationship w/ Jared.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*be in awe of you* Wow--I've felt like that! Yeah, completely. Though sadly without actually having the wall-shaking resolution.

*sigh* you and Jared are now my OTP.

[kho.livejournal.com]

I loved... loved loved LOVED Riley. By the time he left Buffy I was ready for BUFFY to go before him. LOL. I loved Riley so much he almost bumped Xander as my Numero Uno Buffy Boy Lover. Almost. I miss Riley.

And Jared is pretty, I'll give them that, but I do not understand why this fandom trips over itself for omgsqueejaredsoprettyomgtehsex! No, man, that's JENSEN for me. Jensen is where the sex is at. Jared is the dude that like, makes you breakfast in the morning when you're urnning late for class and you give him a kiss on the cheek. Jensen's the REASON you're late cause you spent all last night fucking him!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

HAAAA!!! Love your description of the SpN boys. Yeah, I see that. *grin*

And I'm with you on the BtVS love, I loved Riley in a totally fun and unhealthy way, but Xander was my darling! Especially with Spkie, *drool*

[dana-aeryn.livejournal.com]

You liked Riley? You were really brave. I was all about Angel and Spike. I liked Xander during first season though.
I don't really see the Jared thing either. I mean I thought he was cute on Gilmore Girls, but that was years ago. I'm more into Jensen anyway. I've been drooling over him since I saw him on Dark Angel. He makes the show droolworthy. When he was on Smallville, the show was almost too much for me to handle. I mean, there was Tom, Mike and Jensen? Someone pass me towel. You know what I mean. Hott!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Heeee! Hey--Riley was yummy! One of my favorite eps was the one where he and Angel squared off, too much yum on one screen for Mizz Rose! *good times, good times*

[rumpuso.livejournal.com]

I think in the land of LJ where the latest obsessive pairing is either Sam and Dean or Jensen and Jarod, I will be banished to hell for what I'm about to say. But...

I've tried to watch Supernatural and the only thing that remains consistent is how I fall asleep on it every episode. Both the guys are fine looking, but neither one does a thing for me sexually. I'm still tried and true to Tommy Welling and Clark Kent.

What can I say? I'm a one man woman (well, besides my husband that is). :)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

And the winner is.....
Yes, Lex and Clark, forever!

Ya know...

[rakshanda.livejournal.com]

I read a really good Spike/Riley slash fic one time.

...if you're interested.

it is pretty long, tho.

The fic, that is.

Re: Ya know...

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

omgosh, yes!!!Do you even have to ask? *hughug* Please!

[pepperjackcandy.livejournal.com]

Hey! I think that Jared's a cutie!

Of course, I love the sensitive emo guy. :cuddles dh:

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Awwwww! How cute!
You go on with your emo guy love, you!