Jared Who? *puzzle*

[roxy]

As you all know, I try to be a tolerant person. Say what you will about me, I'm known far and wide for my tolerance. Many's the time I've been oh, let's say, in line waiting to buy a coffee, and someone's said, Say, aren't you MizzRose, famous for her tolerance?"

"Why yes," I answer shyly, with that little twinkle in my eye (that comes mainly from not being able to see a damn thing ) "I am she."

"Wow," they say, "you're really tolerant."

In other words, you can bother the family goat, swipe change from little old ladies, dress like a Rockette and offer your goodies on a street corner and I'll just smile with benevolent tolerance, you may even squeal about...*takes huge breath and counts to ten*...Lana and I'm still your girl. *wheeeeeeeeeeeeew-koff*

But this--this Jared guy? I don't get it.

I just can't see it. Mind you, I like the show very much. Like Sam and Dean very much. I can even read the strange and incestuous fic and enjoy it very much. (since when did it become okay to boink your sib? Not saying I have anything against that kind of fic because-*koff-blush-mumble* may have written incest fic some myself) But he's just hello, stunningly average. I'm tripping over guys that look like him every day at Target. We practically shovel them out the door there are so many of them.

What's up with that ladies? I'm really curious. Tell me why!

Mind you, I am the person that loved Riley (and still do) with a love that surpassed all else, and if you're into Buffy, that's comparable to saying OMIGAWD!LANA AND LEX SO MEANT TO BE!! in a roomfull of Clexers.

Yeah. So my point here is I like coffee and I'm willing to wait for it...wait--that wasn't it....

eta:boy, I'm having no luck today, sorry!

Comments

[dawnybee.livejournal.com]

//I'm tripping over guys that look like him every day at Target. We practically shovel them out the door there are so many of them.//
LMAO! I heart you.

I know for me I go back and forth on Jared, but it's like that guy you know who you can't stand and at every turn for no reason you just say to anyone near "I hate him. Really, I can't stand him. Why if his eyebrows were on fire, I wouldn't spit on him to put them out." Then for some reason the feelings turn and then you want to have really hardcore shake the walls I-hate-you-sex with him. Then you kick him out right aftrwards. But that's just my relationship w/ Jared.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*be in awe of you* Wow--I've felt like that! Yeah, completely. Though sadly without actually having the wall-shaking resolution.

*sigh* you and Jared are now my OTP.

[dawnybee.livejournal.com]

//*sigh* you and Jared are now my OTP. //
Jared and I thank you. Now I'll figure out how to pronounce his last name and kiss his odd Madame (as in Waylon Flowers and) nose and make him mine.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*ppoints*
OMIGOD YES!!!!! That IS her nose! AWWW, now he's all cute to me!