pleh!

[roxy]

I can't. Write. The. Sex.
*SOB*
SOBSOB*

Comments

[miche-connor.livejournal.com]

Oh NOS!

Not that. Um, um, gosh. UM... look at pictures of the boys on

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Oh NOS!

Not that. Um, um, gosh. UM... look at pictures of the boys on <lapetite_kiki"> 's page?

I can write food porn, lol!

I made chocolate brownies with a little cinnamon in them. They smell sweet and spicy and and they are sooo gooey and not too sweet. You can't taste the cinnamon til after you swallow and then it's just so good, spicy and warm.


(I try to be helpful!)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Omgosh, you evil evil woman...drooooool....

[miche-connor.livejournal.com]

See? I am learning from you.

Lol!

Um, quiet_tiger had this amazing link to some very good porny stuff. It was in Czech, I think, but they had subtitles. OMG. And!! OMG, even better --

http://www.n2nbodywear.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=SFNT&Store_Code=N2N

Underwear models.

*ahems and looks flustered*

I have to go now. Hehe.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Awwww! Everyone's so nice to me, tossing me porn and stuff!

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'm aroused now. *g*

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

I swear I didn't do voodoo for you not to be able to write Clark/Adam.
SERIOUSLY!!

lol!!!
Just kidding!
I really did.

;D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

lol!! Well, little Missy--it's Lex/Clark I'm trying to write.
*now* what?

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

Oh darn.
Um...*sends writing vibes*??

lol!!
I love playing with you, cause you're cute and youplay with me!!
:D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Heeee!
*shmooshes*

[dm-wyatt.livejournal.com]

Aw... I'm sorry.

I went through the same thing...

It's hard to understand. You think about sex all the time... Why can't you write about it?




What?

You don't think about sex all the time?

*blush*

Forget I said anything...

*hides*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

You think about sex all the time... Why can't you write about it?
Ha--now this is kind of funny--I thought you were speaking to me right there. For one horrible moment, I thought you could read my mind because...*koffkoff* No reason. *whistles, tries to scrub brain quickly*

[dm-wyatt.livejournal.com]

LOL!

*grins*

[treetracer]

Oh! I've heard this story before, The Roxy Who Cried Wolf, right? *ducks* It would be a *little* more convincing if we hadn't read such good sex stuff from you before, hon. Where are you getting stuck at? Schoompy sex?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*cries* yes! I can't make the shmoopy sex happen!
Gee...how did you know?

I've tried reading shmoop, I've tried to think naughty thoughts and paste shmoop over them--waaaaah!
Being evol sure comes back to bite you on the ass.
*blinks*

but enough about my sex life....

[treetracer]

Hee! Maybe you should outsource your schmoopy sex scenes.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*beams*
*happily dumps it in your lap*
Woo-hooo!

[treetracer]

HEY! ^_^

(Though I'd be happy to look over what you have, natch.)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

What I have so far would fit on the head of a pin. I'm wanting very much to throw the mpreg daddies in bed together but I can't even begin to start. Lex keeps blocking Clark. I *want* them to get together, but it's not the end of the story. Maybe I should move the sex to the end? Help! I'm so confused and so stuck!

[treetracer]

Forgive me, I've been following Ripley on and off (I don't like Clark/Lex pairing up with other guys; it's me, not you) but I did see the part where Lex thinks Clark's attraction to him might just be biological.

So why is Lex saying no? Maybe he does think Clark's attraction might be only biological (insecurity), or is he mad at Clark for (insert reason here), is he afraid that if they DO get back together, something will happen and Clark will leave again?

And frankly, is Clark trying hard enough? Have him channel his inner Kal for the sexy, turn on the charm, the puppy dog eyes, have him get down on his knees and pour his heart out how much he wants Lex. Do you really think Lex can remain firm (heh) in the face of abject Clark begging? Nah!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

So, I went to bed instead of tearing my hair out and lo! The answer here! I think you're right. Can I send you the bit I have? You know, since you won't write it? *sniff*

*G*

[treetracer]

Sure hon; I'll be up for a while longer (heck, probably til midnight!) or I'll get it first thing in the morning.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

capnzebbie pointed out that maybe my difficulty was trying to make it shmoopy and I think she's right. Maybe Lex is dragging his heels because he wants to make Clark bark like a dog instead of sing, "Sweet Mystery Of Life."

I'm going to go over what I have and see what happens.
Boy, what would I do without you guys?
*HUG*

[treetracer]

Maybe Lex is dragging his heels because he wants to make Clark bark like a dog instead of sing, "Sweet Mystery Of Life."

Lex probably wants Clark to blow like the wind, or suck like a Hoover or...

Sorry, got distracted!

[dm-wyatt.livejournal.com]

I dunno what schmoopy sex is but I find this exchange highly amusing...

*grins*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

lol!!
Sex without pain and angst. As in Ripley's daddies make up sex.

[dm-wyatt.livejournal.com]

Ah...

Yeah, I generally don't like that kind of sex either...

Too boring, some kind of pain (emotional or physical -- or at least a lot of Clark squirming) must be involved...

I'm just telling you that in case you couldn't tell my feelings on the subject by my fics.

*wink*

*grin*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL! Ooooo-kay--I'm sensing a common thread here....

[dm-wyatt.livejournal.com]

You think?

LOL!

I hope you're past your writers block, btw.

*nudge*

[kristiinthedark.livejournal.com]

Oh my. That is... That's just unfair! I'll send porny thoughts your way right now!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Thank you. *snihff*
Can you make it full of sweet fuzzy stuff?

[cinderella81.livejournal.com]

I completely understand ... I just wrote a post about this steamy scene I was in the middle of ... and I got stuck!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*clings*
Stupid shmoopy sex stuff!
*kicks it*

[cinderella81.livejournal.com]

Mine isn't even schmoopy ... it's supposed to be hot and steamy ... and I just got stuck!

[droolfangrrl.livejournal.com]

um... Naked French rugby players?
http://perseph2hades.livejournal.com/116088.html

And alex's blog is always interesting reading, http://boyblogspot.blogspot.com/ naughty photos here as well, btw

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oooooo! Naked Rugby guys! Thanks, sweetie!!!

[teot.livejournal.com]

Meep. This is truly tragic, Roxy.

[justabi.livejournal.com]

*clings*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*SOB*

*grope*

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

WHAT!!! Okay, just go back and read the Clex sex scene you wrote in the first Ripley for inspiration. And that wasn't schmoopy!

"Fuck--you're--you're so hot--my dick--fuck...fuck, fuck..." Lex gripped his shoulders hard enough to bruise, Clark could feel his fingers grinding against bone, he could feel his cock burning in and out of him...he was in heaven. Lex moaned and ground his teeth into his shoulder--it was amazing, wonderful, to feel all the tiny things he was never able to feel before, shades of sensation that he'd always been deprived of...it was like a gift, to feel these little pains...Lex bit down and Clark shuddered. He felt orgasm rising up, almost in slow motion. His knees wobbled and Lex grabbed his hips, hard, thrust in harder and harder until the slap of flesh against wet flesh was all Clark heard, he was drifting, wrapped up in his pleasure....

Lex brought him back, hissed in his ear, "Who else fucked you Clark--who else?" and he twisted a tender nipple viciously.

Clark yelped and groaned--"Just you," he gasped, "Only you--"


Remember, just because two people have a kid doesn't mean they have to turn into the Cleavers! These guys aren't going to light candles and play Enya--they're going to crash into each other! I expect Lex to bring the same energy to the sex that he brought to throwing his briefcase around. *nods firmly* You can do it!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*blink*

You're right...I never thought about it that way. I'm an idiot! *smacks forehead*


thank you beloved! *HUGHUG*

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

*g* I figured you were stuck on candles and Enya--and that's just not you! You're welcome!

[rumpuso.livejournal.com]

Roxy, just a thought here...but these 2 haven't been together sexually in over 10 years. Perhaps your "problem" isn't such a problem after all. False starts are bound to happen with the history of worry, hurt and doubt. Eventually they'll make it past this, but why not have them struggle with their feelings for the first go round?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

See, really that would be the realistic and logical thing to do, but I always get impatient when I come in sight of the end of a story. Another worry I had was, even though my story abounds in cliche, I thought an extended courtship would be one cliche too many...but dang.
Hmmmm. Thinking hard--but positive thinking! *g*